The Womper Woom OR You Might Be A Modwomper

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EmmA Ems

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oh no hun.......meant I was sorry if she really had split with b/f and was upset!
It's ok Debadoo, it's Mr hilarious again.
She's OK, I didn't like him anyway, he was bum.
She has Rixy now ;)

Right, I'm off out to the golf club, see you all later :w00t:
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I know, and I was HOLDING my EVOD when I toppled down the stairs, so that MUST have been the cause! You know what, though? I didn't drop it. I held on and kept it from hitting the floor. Of course the coffee cup full of coffee hit the floor and shattered a second before I fell on top of it, so I was drenched in coffee and blood, and poor Rich was still asleep when all this happened... he had to "leap" out of bed and be my EMT! Who knew that forehead wounds could bleed so profusely? I swear, it didn't stop bleeding for 24 hours. And the bruises (and slashes from the broken cup) I ended up with were spectacular. It's a wonder I didn't break a bone...



Give him a bacon and tomato sandwich and he won't care WHAT you say! :lol: I wish I lived close to them. I'd LOVE to go visit! I'd love to live in the desert again, too, for that matter. ;)
Just like a Soldier!! Always Protect your Weapon!! In this case your APV!! :D:lol:

And yes, a tiny cut to the forehead bleeds like crazy!! :w00t:
 

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Actually, it can be proven that it was vaping that caused Lannie to fall down the stairs. ;) She doesn't ever know exactly where her feet are, and she had coffee in one hand and her mods in the other INSTEAD of holding onto the railing! She has gone down those nasty steep stairs to the dungeon a zillion times with just coffee, so it had to be the vape gear. When her feet got discombobulated and she lost her balance, if she had grabbed the railing, she would have been OK, but she wouldn't drop the mods, so she fell face-first and smashed her forehead and got blood and coffee everywhere, but she did not break her shiny. :eek:

I am inclined to agree that vaping causes one to fall down stairs!
I am so glad that shiney and hiney remained intact, broken bones are no fun!
 

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Well ya know, seems reasonable to me that it might make ya fall down the stairs. After all, vaping has had a negative impact on me also, I've only been vaping for 6 months and I was 44 then and now I'm 45, so I'm a year older than when I started. Vaping obviously made me age.:D

AGreed! The insidious part is even if you quit vaping you will continue to age, no one mentions that. :sneaky::grr:
 

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Just like a Soldier!! Always Protect your Weapon!! In this case your APV!! :D:lol:

And yes, a tiny cut to the forehead bleeds like crazy!! :w00t:

Once, when I was a young chickie, I was walking to the bus stop (I was a city girl back then) on my way to work, and there was ice on the parking lot of the apartments I lived in. Of course I was wearing expensive clothes and these ridiculous shoes with 6" heels (I'm 5'10" so WHY did I feel the need to be 6'4"???? I don't remember now...), and of course they were those silly sandal things with the wooden soles, Candies I think was the brand name, so they had NO grip, and NO flex whatsoever. Anyway, I stepped over a parking curb and when I put my foot down on the other side, it went right out from under me. I was holding a cigarette in my hand, and of course, I couldn't drop THAT now, COULD I? So I landed on my .... on the parking curb (OUCH) and ripped my 'spensive slacks. I limped back up to my apartment and called my boss and told him I'd be late because I had to change clothes after a parking lot accident. He thought I wrecked my car, and I had to tell him no, it was a one-person FALLING accident. He knew me. He laughed and laughed and laughed...

They don't call me Grace fer nuthin' ya know!
 

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I know, and I was HOLDING my EVOD when I toppled down the stairs, so that MUST have been the cause! You know what, though? I didn't drop it. I held on and kept it from hitting the floor. Of course the coffee cup full of coffee hit the floor and shattered a second before I fell on top of it, so I was drenched in coffee and blood, and poor Rich was still asleep when all this happened... he had to "leap" out of bed and be my EMT! Who knew that forehead wounds could bleed so profusely? I swear, it didn't stop bleeding for 24 hours. And the bruises (and slashes from the broken cup) I ended up with were spectacular. It's a wonder I didn't break a bone...

What color was the EVOD, that may be a contributing factor!!! ;)

Glad you are OK, please exercise care in your haste.
 

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Trouble alert: I think Em1 should wear white for a few days (the White Queen) while Em2 wears black (thou shalt not touch) or Rixy, for his own safety, just needs to sleep in the shed... :)

I wish it was televised. This has the makings of the best comedy show of the year :pop::pop::pop:
 

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Trouble alert: I think Em1 should wear white for a few days (the White Queen) while Em2 wears black (thou shalt not touch) or Rixy, for his own safety, just needs to sleep in the shed... :)
We have worn the same clothes since birth, not about to change now, he will just have to get used to it or sleep in the shed.
He has gone out now, he doesn't know it yet that she's staying for a few weeks. :)

I dunno, just reading here I feel like a peeping Tom at times already. :lol:
Sir Woofer, your a gentleman and a scholar. No need to feel like that :)
Seriously though, if anyone feels uncomfortable, I will stop publicly broadcasting things hehe
 

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What color was the EVOD, that may be a contributing factor!!! ;)

Glad you are OK, please exercise care in your haste.

Oh, hell, Rich tells m that every day, and I still fall down a lot. Well, at least I TRIP on things a lot. Sometimes I fall down, and sometimes I don't! LOL! I'm a Type A that goes Warp 9 all the time, I don't know HOW to be careful!

Oh, by the way, the EVOD was black. Very sinister, if you ask me. I think it was evil...
 

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I wish it was televised. This has the makings of the best comedy show of the year
Yeah, the three of them could put Benny Hill chasing scantily clad dolly byrds around the park to shame. Shall we have a contest to name this new TV comedy series? The M&M on Rixy Show!
 

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Once, when I was a young chickie, I was walking to the bus stop (I was a city girl back then) on my way to work, and there was ice on the parking lot of the apartments I lived in. Of course I was wearing expensive clothes and these ridiculous shoes with 6" heels (I'm 5'10" so WHY did I feel the need to be 6'4"???? I don't remember now...), and of course they were those silly sandal things with the wooden soles, Candies I think was the brand name, so they had NO grip, and NO flex whatsoever. Anyway, I stepped over a parking curb and when I put my foot down on the other side, it went right out from under me. I was holding a cigarette in my hand, and of course, I couldn't drop THAT now, COULD I? So I landed on my .... on the parking curb (OUCH) and ripped my 'spensive slacks. I limped back up to my apartment and called my boss and told him I'd be late because I had to change clothes after a parking lot accident. He thought I wrecked my car, and I had to tell him no, it was a one-person FALLING accident. He knew me. He laughed and laughed and laughed...

They don't call me Grace fer nuthin' ya know!
Lol Why is when we smoked Cig's, no matter what happened, we would not let them fall!?! o_O
 
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