The Womper Woom OR You Might Be A Modwomper

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MikeyConti

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lol. I was bad. When I was young I'd ride my horse into town and take off running through people's lawns. Hooves can really dig up some dirt on a wet lawn. I even ran my horse over a skating rink floor when they were building it. Wet cement. Bet those hoof prints are still there! :evil:
We had the Cops ride up our street EVERY night way back.....
A@@hole Neighbors!! They used to make up so much crap!!
 

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wonder what kinda juice we can come up with if we git snit faced! :lol:
It'll be fun to see! lol. We'll come up with our own recipe! Woo hoo!!! I'll be in New Orleans and surrounding areas visiting relatives the 12th-17th and I'll get with you when I get back.
 

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We had the Cops ride up our street EVERY night way back.....
A@@hole Neighbors!! They used to make up so much crap!!
I was so bad when I was young. Me and my friend wrote vulgar things on people's cars with white shoe polish once when I spent the night at her house. The next morning there were some sayings still not washed off when her mother drove me home and her mother was aghast! "What kind of person would write such things!!!!" We were giggling in the back seat the whole drive. lol
 

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I'll be in New Orleans and surrounding areas visiting relatives the 12th-17th and I'll get with you when I get back.
kewl! oh that'll be so much fun, hope you have a wonderful trip!! What kind of dog did you say you have?
 

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kewl! oh that'll be so much fun, hope you have a wonderful trip!! What kind of dog did you say you have?
Lab and Pug. Mr. Freeman's head of chopped off of this pic. oops
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I was so bad when I was young. Me and my friend wrote vulgar things on people's cars with white shoe polish once when I spent the night at her house. The next morning there were some saying still not washed off when her mother drove me home and her mother was aghast! "What kind of person would write such things!!!!" We were giggling in the back seat the whole drive. lol
Oh, I'm not even going to say the things we did after neighbors started treating us like that!! Lets just say, we MADE them hate us after they talked so much crap about us. Just because their Daughters wanted to be around us!!

Well, we did take some Green Ketchup and cover one of the neighbors Brand new car in it. Also squirted it into EVERY lock... lol

But the stuff we did with Fire Crackers..... :shock: :D
 

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yeah parent's trusted teacher and other adults back then. I remember when I was a kid, my dad did have a master card, and maybe a diner's club, not sure, but don't ever recall him using them. They were for emergencies. He was showing me photos in his wallet one time, and I recall seeing them and asking what they were.


Back in the day, im talking 70's here, parents believed teachers fully to a point........

One day I had a bit of a limp and my dad noticed it. He asked me what was wrong and i didnt want to answer but finally told him the principle lit me up that day with a 3 foot long paddle. After a couple swats with that thing, you wasnt able to stand. My dad got real quiet and didnt say anything about it until the next morning when he told me he would see me in school. I knew I was in a world of trouble now and was sweating bullets all morning. My dads policy was if you goet paddled at school and he found out about it, you get the belt when he got home from work. So of course I seldom ever told him I got paddled :eek:

Around second or third period I was in english class which was a ways down the hall from the principles off when when I heard my dads "dont even think of screwing with me" voice real loud telling the principle if he ever touched his kid again he would break his GD neck and do I make myself effin clear :thumb:
Me being the well behaved kid that I was kicked my chair back on two legs, put my feet up on my desk and winging my pencil into the ceiling and proudly proclaimed "thats my pa". He just wrote me a ticket to get away with murder for the rest of the year :D
 

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Oh, I'm not even going to say the things we did after neighbors started treating us like that!! Lets just say, we MADE them hate us after they talked so much crap about us. Just because their Daughters wanted to be around us!!

Well, we did take some Green Ketchup and cover one of the neighbors Brand new car in it. Also squirted it into EVERY lock... lol

But the stuff we did with Fire Crackers..... :shock: :D
We squirted ketchup all over the walls of a Dairy Queen once. I feel BAD about that now! Those poor employees having to clean it up! I think the worst thing was putting dog poop under the handles of cars so when people went to open the door, they'd get a messy, stinky surprise. And can you believe I was a straight A National Honor Society student???? Nerd in school, naughty at night. :D
 

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"thats my pa". He just wrote me a ticket to get away with murder for the rest of the year :D
Awe! I love it! My dad always had my back too. Reuben LeBoeuf. He took me and my sister to see True Grit when it came out. And we left thinking they made the movie for HIM! Rooster "Reuben" Cogburn and Glenn Campbell playing the part of "Mr. LeBoeuf", the Texas lawman.
 

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Dang!!!!! Well said sir!!!! Very well said! I've worked since I was 13 and everything I have is from the working my ... off. Now, with that said, I do believe there are situations where people need help. I work in a military town and see good folks in scooters with 1/2 legs that do deserve help. And I have friends that are disabled from excruciating arthritis. But they don't go around getting angry at people that have more than they do. GRRRRR.

In my opinion the only ones in our nation that are truly entitled are those collecting social security after contributing their whole lives and our veterans, especially the wounded veterans. How it got so screwed up where those who refuse to work and the illegals are the only ones entitled is beyond me.
 

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Back in the day, im talking 70's here, parents believed teachers fully to a point........

One day I had a bit of a limp and my dad noticed it. He asked me what was wrong and i didnt want to answer but finally told him the principle lit me up that day with a 3 foot long paddle. After a couple swats with that thing, you wasnt able to stand. My dad got real quiet and didnt say anything about it until the next morning when he told me he would see me in school. I knew I was in a world of trouble now and was sweating bullets all morning. My dads policy was if you goet paddled at school and he found out about it, you get the belt when he got home from work. So of course I seldom ever told him I got paddled :eek:

Around second or third period I was in english class which was a ways down the hall from the principles off when when I heard my dads "dont even think of screwing with me" voice real loud telling the principle if he ever touched his kid again he would break his GD neck and do I make myself effin clear :thumb:
Me being the well behaved kid that I was kicked my chair back on two legs, put my feet up on my desk and winging my pencil into the ceiling and proudly proclaimed "thats my pa". He just wrote me a ticket to get away with murder for the rest of the year :D
My Father was VERY Old School, if we screwed up, only HE could touch us!! Used to be so funny when Teachers/Principles/School Cop threatened to call him about me or my brothers, once they met him once, they never wanted to call him out again!!

Even if we did something wrong, he had our side, but if warranted we did get THE Belt lol
 

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Oh, I'm not even going to say the things we did after neighbors started treating us like that!! Lets just say, we MADE them hate us after they talked so much crap about us. Just because their Daughters wanted to be around us!!

Well, we did take some Green Ketchup and cover one of the neighbors Brand new car in it. Also squirted it into EVERY lock... lol

But the stuff we did with Fire Crackers..... :shock: :D

Neighbors i didnt like I would get with bottle rockets. Take a whole gross of 144 and twist all the fuses together and put them in a bottle then tape a cig on the side of the bottle with the fuse going into it and place it in their yard or on their car at three am. That would give me at least 5 minutes to get away before the firework show :cool:
 

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In my opinion the only ones in our nation that are truly entitled are those collecting social security after contributing their whole lives and our veterans, especially the wounded veterans. How it got so screwed up where those who refuse to work and the illegals are the only ones entitled is beyond me.
Amen!!

Jup I'm well acquainted with "The Belt" as well! And the switch! Nowadays that's child abuse :rolleyes:
 

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My Father was VERY Old School, if we screwed up, only HE could touch us!! Used to be so funny when Teachers/Principles/School Cop threatened to call him about me or my brothers, once they met him once, they never wanted to call him out again!!

Even if we did something wrong, he had our side, but if warranted we did get THE Belt lol

My old man was good friends with the cops and they use to come out the the farm a lot for target shooting. He knew a lot of what we was into but not everything :pervy:
 

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Neighbors i didnt like I would get with bottle rockets. Take a whole gross of 144 and twist all the fuses together and put them in a bottle then tape a cig on the side of the bottle with the fuse going into it and place it in their yard or on their car at three am. That would give me at least 5 minutes to get away before the firework show :cool:
I remember doing something similar! Then we made an actual platform for 4th of July to have Hundreds of different things all fused together! Was Awesome!!

As for neighbors, Duct Tape and Morter shells had a good purpose.... :thumb:
 
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