Things You Can Say While Vaping, But Not While Having Sex

[Dalton63841]

I really appreciate the 16 second cutoff...

 

[malyden]

wetbox and silver bullet need I say more

 

[uba egar320]

I killed my first atty this weekend......

 

[malyden]

I put a hole in the condom so other people can try it

 

[uba egar320]

My atty is to hot to suck on after a dry burn.

 

[Ever1ast]

From a [FS]:

"I'll take the fistpack"

 

[Dom C]

Ok, I can see this thread has been dead for a while but I already thought of this one and didn't want it to go to waste... "I used to put my juice into all kinds of different boxes but lately i've been dripping"

 

[Mac]

Just clean the rim with rubbing alcohol!

 

[Cyberpixie]

Don't get juice down the centre hole.

 

[deezycakes]

"Is this juice supposed to taste like fish?"

"Put the .... plug in the mouthpiece end"

 

[deezycakes]

Don't get juice down the centre hole.

Girls tell me that all the time!

 

[proax9]

"I have no problem doing it in public."

 

[Dom C]

All you have to do to get out that hot nasty juice that's been building up for days is blow it.

 

[Infernal2]

"That's the smallest one I've ever seen!"
"Sorry, if you don't have batteries this isn't going to work."
"Whoever told you that your juice tasted good was lying."
"The best way to get it full is to tie a rope around it and swing it over your head."

 

[Mac]

The ladies all seem to prefer super-mini's.

 

[thomas_mikel]

Hand me a paper towel, it's leaking again.

It broke when I sat on it.

How much would it cost me to get one like yours?

The ones I get from China don't cost as much.

 

[Trailer]

"I must have been sucking too hard, because all of a sudden, it was all in my mouth!"

 

[zzooti]

You're Dad wants to try this too? Great!

 

[AJMoore]

No, blow is just an expression. You blow smoke rings, you suck on this.

 

[zzooti]

I gotta share this on Facebook