Things You Can Say While Vaping, But Not While Having Sex

[classwife]

if it gurgles, blow it out into a tissue....

 

[AG51]

Go ahead, just push that lil button.

 

[thughes]

Oh wow! When you turn it on it lights up.

 

[thughes]

How much does it cost?

 

[bladebarrier]

I'm stealing this from the Reo forums: "You have to squonk it just right."

 

[mangoon]

When I use the condom it leaks all over the place and wastes juice.

 

[LadyLynx]

If you open your Box I'll put some juice in it.

 

[Beans]

How much does it cost?

What? My Box?

 

[bladebarrier]

When I use the condom it leaks all over the place and wastes juice.

You're doing it wrong!

 

[thughes]

I started with a little one then moved up to a big one!

 

[Pokerchix]

"I willing to spend whatever it takes to get the best performance out of the stick" <---actual quota off this forum .....

 

[thughes]

What? My Box?

Precisely.

 

[GIMike]

that box is pretty old huh, looks pretty banged up. gotten a lot of use out of it haven't ya? how many people you shared it with anyway?

 

[Vapian]

1. Have you seen my stash of used condoms?
2. It works best when you don't suck so hard.
3. See that... the tip is Green now!
4. I really don't like dripping, but it really brings out the flavor of my juice.
5. This is starting to taste kind of dry; Let me get my syringe....
6. Is it supposed to tasted burned?
7. See? Just turn it upside down, give it a squeeze and it fills from the bottom.
8. That sizzling sound just means that it's working.
9. I prefer to force water through with a syringe, but some people like to soak it in a jewelery cleaner.
10. That's a great description, but do could you make a video and post it on YouTube?

 

[Dnorager]

my small one just wasn't giving her the pleasure she used to get before, but now that she has her box mod it's a whole new experience! just put a little juice in her box and she's happy for hours!

Hahahahahahaha best one yet. Genius.

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[izabella]

This is great while driving, or when you're stuck in heavy traffic.

 

[scatterthelogan]

i need an adapter to make this fit.

 

[Barker]

Hmm. I thought it would be bigger than your eGo.

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[zer0xity]

I told my girlfriend the other day that vaping's like contraception: all the fun without the risk.

 

[LibertariaNate]

Don't suck too hard... You'll get juice in your mouth.