Things You Can Say While Vaping, But Not While Having Sex

[WalksWithWiFi]

well, its not regulated...it starts to sag

 

[izabella]

It's too hard to do it hands-free.

 

[classwife]

(I am surprised this hasn't been moved to The Lounge !)

Another from REO about the squonking
Blind squonking...squeeze the bottle and at the same time suck on the tip until you feel a little resistance....

 

[mangoon]

I need something that looks like the real thing.

The ones that look like the real thing do not last too long.

 

[AG51]

"You see, it looks like the real thing, except it's bigger. It runs on batteries and it's completely safe.
Also, the real ones only last 6 to 8 minutes, this one works for hours!"

Or days,weeks, or months if yours is solar powered and you're out in the desert...

 

[WalksWithWiFi]

the FDA is trying to stop me from doing this

 

[izabella]

The ones that look like the real thing do not last too long.

If it's too big, I won't use it.

 

[hazmattack]

Does this tip make my tank look big?

 

[jj2]

If it's too big, I won't use it.

It's too wimpy...

 

[incantius]

suck on it until you get that burnt marshmellow taste and you're ok to refill

 

[jj2]

I forgot to put the lid on the bottle and I knocked the bottle over.

 

[uba egar320]

My atty taste burnt.

 

[Pokerchix]

"I suck on this thing all day long"

 

[uba egar320]

My cart has swamp-...

 

[uba egar320]

My mod is to heavy, and is to big for my hand

 

[Sandnor]

Crap, I'm all out of .... plugs! Anyone have any spares?

 

[mangoon]

Did you hear that story about the guy who threw his peanuts at a flight attendent because she wouldnt let him do it on the plane. What a jerk. He should have just gone and did it in the bathroom.

 

[Sandnor]

Thats just way to hot for me, but thanks!

 

[sluz]

1) You won't last an hour with a stick that small.

2) This isn't really satisfying my craving.

3) Hmm...tastes a little fishy.

4) I filled this up like an hour ago, what the hell?

 

[jj2]

I dropped it in the toilet, is it okay to still use?