To all of us who survived the rapture

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Nitemist

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:D No shame here. The whole "rapture" business was invented in the 1800s by a disaffected ex-Anglican cleric. I think it pretty much died out in England, but boy-oh-boy does it still have its adherents in the U.S.

I did see a funny bumpersticker a few years back: "Warning: In case of Rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned.":D (Well, except for the presumption aspect, it was pretty funny!)

Like the one I saw the other day... "Get Thee Behind Me Satan"...
problem is - the guy was doing like 90 or 95MPH! I thought that if Satan WAS behind him - He was RUNNING to keep up (maybe he was trying to outrun Satan?) hehehe
 

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That is Mother Nature's way of telling you... MOVE! pack your gear and GO!
>Keeping fingers crossed for EleanorR's safe return!

You ain't a'kiddin'.:( Tornados, and ice storms, and "arctic air masses" where the daytime highs (withOUT windchill) are -20 degrees. This Virginian has HAD it with Midwestern weather.:glare:

Alas, I am not yet in a position where I can move . . . am earnestly hoping to be able to do so within the next year or two!
 

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I heard that, during the rapture . . . the cat people will be the first to go.

:facepalm: LOL!!

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Ever wonder what happens to all of those pets left behind??
This company has it all figured out...
:rolleyes:

Eternal Earth-Bound Pets
 
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Alas, I am not yet in a position where I can move . . . am earnestly hoping to be able to do so within the next year or two!

I always have to chuckle - folks in hawaii or the phillipines... they build their homes at the BASE of an active volcano, and then whine because they have LAVA in the LIVING ROOM! :)
I've spent a few 'turns' living in L.A. ... usually around the time the ground starts heaving, I ask myself "what the HELL am I doing HERE (it's not JUST the quakes that makes me ask this, but...) and it's time to skedaddle!
 

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I always have to chuckle - folks in hawaii or the phillipines... they build their homes at the BASE of an active volcano, and then whine because they have LAVA in the LIVING ROOM! :)
I've spent a few 'turns' living in L.A. ... usually around the time the ground starts heaving, I ask myself "what the HELL am I doing HERE (it's not JUST the quakes that makes me ask this, but...) and it's time to skedaddle!

Thats good ,were too crowded in cali because everyone came here from another state ;) were now kind of the attitude like seattle ...stay out ..i am sure new yorkers dont want calis either ;)Earthquakes dont bother me much ,except loma prieta ,that was bad and sad but compared to these tornadoes they were nothing .I am so sorry for those people .
 

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Thats good ,were too crowded in cali because everyone came here from another state ;) were now kind of the attitude like seattle ...stay out ..i am sure new yorkers dont want calis either ;)Earthquakes dont bother me much ,except loma prieta ,that was bad and sad but compared to these tornadoes they were nothing .I am so sorry for those people .
I remember the signs in Montana when I was a kid.."Californians leave your money and go home!" Guess they were buying up all the land cheap and driving up the prices for the locals. Of course as a kid I thought they were funny....well actually I kinda still do. Vegas is almost all imports too....including me :D
 

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That's a hoot.:) (Especially the pic of the kitties watching all those "humans" rising into space. You can almost hear them thinking . . "What on earth are they up to now?")

BTW, SpaceKitty, I love the new rainbow-ice cone tongued kitty avi!:)

Thanks!! But did you check out the Eternal Pets link?? LOL!!
Here's another one a friend just sent me... I haven't had a chance to go over all of it yet :facepalm:

After the rapture

(WARNING!! Contains some porn ads on the site!!!)
 
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