To all of us who survived the rapture

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EleanorR

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We should all be ashamed of ourselves!:evil::toast::evil:

:D No shame here. The whole "rapture" business was invented in the 1800s by a disaffected ex-Anglican cleric. I think it pretty much died out in England, but boy-oh-boy does it still have its adherents in the U.S.

I did see a funny bumpersticker a few years back: "Warning: In case of Rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned.":D (Well, except for the presumption aspect, it was pretty funny!)
 

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Hmmmm. Maggie and I are still here...

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Well folks, my world did end today. I am no longer with you. I am looking down upon you now. But this is really a great place to be.........huge vats of juice sitting everywhere---free for the taking and no shipping. Batteries that never need to be charged and vaping is allowed everywhere. You should all repent now so you can join me in October.
 

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Well folks, my world did end today. I am no longer with you. I am looking down upon you now. But this is really a great place to be.........huge vats of juice sitting everywhere---free for the taking and no shipping. Batteries that never need to be charged and vaping is allowed everywhere. You should all repent now so you can join me in October.

... can i get an extension? I don't think I have enough time for all the repenting I may have to do......:blush:
 

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Actually the rapture, armageddon, etc. did not exist in the Jehovah based religions until they conquered germany and scandinavia... Ragnarok is their end battle between gods that would result in the breaking of the world.... It's a belief held by many who follow Odin, Loki, or any of the other Norse Pagan god...

lol I played final fantasy 8 and the ragnorok ship rocks...and I know a guy named loki and he spins fire like the god of chaos!
 

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Well folks, my world did end today. I am no longer with you. I am looking down upon you now. But this is really a great place to be.........huge vats of juice sitting everywhere---free for the taking and no shipping. Batteries that never need to be charged and vaping is allowed everywhere. You should all repent now so you can join me in October.

Do you still have to use the condom method Gramva, or do they just automatically refill to perfection at your every whim?
 

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Actually the rapture, armageddon, etc. did not exist in the Jehovah based religions until they conquered germany and scandinavia... Ragnarok is their end battle between gods that would result in the breaking of the world.... It's a belief held by many who follow Odin, Loki, or any of the other Norse Pagan god...

Doesn't sound so bad, at least not as bad a eternal damnation in the fires of hell the Pope would have you believe in for using a condom. So please take them off your cartos asap because you are all sinners! :)

P.s As it's Judgment day season I have opened a small business selling stones to throw at your local heathens. Pm me and I will send you a catalogue of different weights and sizes along with my PayPal address.
 
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