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That happens to me a couple of times a week. It's so embarrassing calling my wife for help, LOL
This made me laugh out loud, talk about gettin your hand caught in the cookie jar!
This is hilarious, what a great shot to get in the moment.
This is hilarious, what a great shot to get in the moment.
Here is our laugh of the day!! this is my friend nikki's son. apparently he was up on the counter trying to get something he shouldn't have... when he tried to get back down he got caught!! LOL
Isaac and I were on our way to a baby shower today when I saw this little church billboard thing... I read it and was like WTF?!?! so on our way home I had Isaac pull over so I could take a picture of it to share w/you guys... lol
Here is our laugh of the day!! this is my friend nikki's son. apparently he was up on the counter trying to get something he shouldn't have... when he tried to get back down he got caught!! LOL
lol he is so busted....
Lutheran... it'd be more worrisome if it was a Catholic Church 
Isaac and I were on our way to a baby shower today when I saw this little church billboard thing... I read it and was like WTF?!?! so on our way home I had Isaac pull over so I could take a picture of it to share w/you guys... lol
Ole's car was hit by a truck in an accident. In court, the trucking company's lawyer was questioning Ole.
'Didn't you say, sir, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine, ?' asked the lawyer.
Ole responded, 'Vell, I'll tell you vat happened. I had yust loaded my favorite mule, Bessie, into da.....'
'I didn't ask for any details', the lawyer interrupted. 'Just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the
accident, 'I'm fine'?
Ole said, 'Vell, I had yust got Bessie into da trailer and I vas driving down da road... ..
The lawyer interrupted again and said, 'Judge, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident,
this man told the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is
trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question.'
By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Ole's answer and said to the lawyer, 'I'd like to hear what he has to
say about his favorite mule, Bessie'.
Ole thanked the Judge and proceeded. 'Vell, as I vas saying, I had yust loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into da
trailer and vas driving her down da highvay ven dis huge semi-truck and trailer ran da stop sign and smacked my
truck right in da side. I vas trown into one ditch and Bessie vas trown into da other. I vas hurting real bad and
didn't vant to move. However, I could hear Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape yust by
her groans'. 'Shortly after da accident da Highway Patrolman, he came to da scene.. He could hear Bessie moaning
and groaning so he vent over to her'..
'After he looked at her and saw her fatal condition he took out his gun and shot her right 'tween da eyes.
Den da Patrolman, he came across da road, gun still smoking, looked at me and said, 'How are you feeling?'
'Now vat da hell vould YOU say?
'Didn't you say, sir, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine, ?' asked the lawyer.
Ole responded, 'Vell, I'll tell you vat happened. I had yust loaded my favorite mule, Bessie, into da.....'
'I didn't ask for any details', the lawyer interrupted. 'Just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the
accident, 'I'm fine'?
Ole said, 'Vell, I had yust got Bessie into da trailer and I vas driving down da road... ..
The lawyer interrupted again and said, 'Judge, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident,
this man told the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is
trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question.'
By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Ole's answer and said to the lawyer, 'I'd like to hear what he has to
say about his favorite mule, Bessie'.
Ole thanked the Judge and proceeded. 'Vell, as I vas saying, I had yust loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into da
trailer and vas driving her down da highvay ven dis huge semi-truck and trailer ran da stop sign and smacked my
truck right in da side. I vas trown into one ditch and Bessie vas trown into da other. I vas hurting real bad and
didn't vant to move. However, I could hear Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape yust by
her groans'. 'Shortly after da accident da Highway Patrolman, he came to da scene.. He could hear Bessie moaning
and groaning so he vent over to her'..
'After he looked at her and saw her fatal condition he took out his gun and shot her right 'tween da eyes.
Den da Patrolman, he came across da road, gun still smoking, looked at me and said, 'How are you feeling?'
'Now vat da hell vould YOU say?
Your the man Isaac.
Speaking of names these people live here in WA. and this is their real names. I've met every one of them.
Harry Butts
Jack Offen
Mr &ick Laylicker,( with a D instead of an & that ecf edits out) who is extremely big and when I started laughing when introduced he informed me that was a one time deal.
Speaking of names these people live here in WA. and this is their real names. I've met every one of them.
Harry Butts
Jack Offen
Mr &ick Laylicker,( with a D instead of an & that ecf edits out) who is extremely big and when I started laughing when introduced he informed me that was a one time deal.
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many moons ago, the oc register would print unusual names of newborns. these two have stayed in my memory:
they were twin boys, named orangejello and melonjello. it said the accent was on the second syllable, and each was pronounced as 'on' - ie ore-on-jello and mel-on-jello
i wonder how many beatings they took in primary school ...
they were twin boys, named orangejello and melonjello. it said the accent was on the second syllable, and each was pronounced as 'on' - ie ore-on-jello and mel-on-jello
i wonder how many beatings they took in primary school ...
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