Fact: You always look weird in pictures, because the "you" that you're used to seeing is not what you actually look like but your mirror image.
Fun party trick: Next time you take a group photo, reverse it and see how gorgeous you look while your friends turn into hideous trolls. Of course, everyone else will see the same thing too -- they will look better to themselves, while everyone else looks like Frankenstein. Everyone in the picture will think it's the best group photo they've ever took, and anyone outside the group will just think you're being a bunch of spazzes.
's monster. Yes, I know. Now go away.