Uba should give us all free advice.

[Mac]

Not to circumvent anything but... It has been known for people to create multiple accounts and identities on this thing called the Internet. I may or may not allegedly know of someone who just might have set up 13 distinct and independent email accounts using random names picked from online phone books and maintained them for oh... about a decade or so before tiring of the exercise Not that anyone would advocate such a dishonest practice...

You are such a subversive! I knew there was a reason I liked you.

 

[Vapor Pete]

Anyone heard from Uba lately?

 

[Mac]

I haven't seen anything from him since his above post.

 

[maureengill]

That's just not cool...now what am I supposed to do???? I need some advice....GRRRR...

 

[technovapir]

Ask away Maureen...We're all quite opinionated, so I'm sure you'll get tons of answers from the Zombie lovers here!

 

[uba egar320]

That's just not cool...now what am I supposed to do???? I need some advice....GRRRR...

What you need Maureen?

 

[maureengill]

Uba,

I have this friend and I invited him over to my house last week to watch the all-star game. So he ends up with the remote and is flipping through channels before the game and I really didn't think anything of it. I had to run out to my car for a minute and don't you know when I come back there is porn on my tv....

What should I do to this douschebag...he's over 30 and apparently thinks that ordering a 14 dollar porn flick on my cable bill is acceptable.

 

[uba egar320]

Uba,

I have this friend and I invited him over to my house last week to watch the all-star game. So he ends up with the remote and is flipping through channels before the game and I really didn't think anything of it. I had to run out to my car for a minute and don't you know when I come back there is porn on my tv....

What should I do to this douschebag...he's over 30 and apparently thinks that ordering a 14 dollar porn flick on my cable bill is acceptable.

OH NO HE DIANT! This manboy needs to be taught a lesson. The Gloves are off for this fella. Put a White Sox bumper sticker on his car during ball season. In your neck of the woods, I hear that is punishable by death. If that's not enough, I would return the favor. Did you know most cable box remotes will work on other boxes? If by chance this dude has the same box, just creep up to a window when his tv is on, and order away. And I mean ORDER. Do it until your finger bleeds. Then, start grabbing his cable bills out of his mailbox. He'll figure it out when they take him to court for the 10,000$'s worth of unpaid porn bills. And he'll give that age old response "I DIDN'T ORDER THESE!!". Yeah....sure pal. Good luck, and may awesome revenge served cold give you an awesome feeling.