Uba should give us all free advice.

[Vapor Pete]

Hey, do our posts count in here??

 

[JerryRM]

I hope not VP. Your post count is perfect at 2666.

 

[technovapir]

But..we DO have standards & rules here in the zombie forum!
If you start muttering & groaning, or show signs of rotting flesh or craving of brains...we WILL put you out.
Mac has extra cages at his casino where you can go seclude yourself if you feel a virus coming on.

 

[whynotvap]

Here on the inside, yes, posts count towards post count. I'm pretty lax on rules and guidelines so long as they don't bring wrath down upon my own head. Things tend to roll downhill from there I'm curious to see what his take is on TW vs BX vs FB myself... Of course you have your hybrid boxer briefs to consider as well.

 

[Mac]

Hybrids are likely the way of the future!

 

[uba egar320]

Dear Uba:

Tighty whities, boxers or free-ballin?

Sincerely,
The underpants gnomes

LOL! I'll get back to you on Monday big guy. Got a busy weekend. Plus a question this important requires a well thought out answer.

 

[Mac]

Take your time, oh wise one. I can't wait to see what you come up with.

 

[whynotvap]

Hybrids are likely the way of the future!

Depends are likely the way of the future but I'm interested in the NOW...

 

[Mac]

Depends will be obsolete post Z-day!

 

[whynotvap]

Depends will be obsolete post Z-day!

How so? I figure everyone will be crapping themselves on a regular basis then! Plus the elderly might have a leg up on us impersonating the walking dead. They keep their heads down, shuffle along slowly...

 

[Mac]

Good point! Perhaps depends really are the underpants to watch out for come the zombie apocolypse.

 

[DuncanDisordely]

Sorry I don't know whether I am being 'thick' or being 'English' - but what is/are "depends"?

 

[jj2]

Depends: adult diapers. lol

 

[DuncanDisordely]

aaaahh, guess this is a US brand name? Glad I was caught out being 'english' and not 'thick' for a change lol!

 

[DuncanDisordely]

Dear Uba,

I keep getting stoooopid and asking silly questions that I could answer with a quick internet search, is there any way to cure my foot-in-mouth disease apart from blowing off both my legs?...oh and maybe my hands to stop me typing?....oh and then maybe sewing my mouth shut to stop me dictating?... oh and...and?

Yours faithfully true,

DuncanDisordely

 

[uba egar320]

Someone else should take this thread and run with it. My days here are numbered lol. It's been real ecf'ers.

Mac, you take it easy big guy. I might hunt you down one day when I'm in the VA beach area.

 

[Mac]

Man oh man. If Uba stops giving bad advice then the terrorists win!

 

[jj2]

But uba, we love your bad advice (unless we are getting it )

 

[JerryRM]

What do you mean your days are numbered here, Uba ?? Is management about to throw you out, or are you planning on leaving voluntarily ??

 

[whynotvap]

Not to circumvent anything but... It has been known for people to create multiple accounts and identities on this thing called the Internet. I may or may not allegedly know of someone who just might have set up 13 distinct and independent email accounts using random names picked from online phone books and maintained them for oh... about a decade or so before tiring of the exercise Not that anyone would advocate such a dishonest practice...