OP, (easier than using all the alternatives!)
I hope after all the hilarity has died down that we remembered to say "welcome to ECF"
You certainly made a grand entrance and we hope you find all the help you may need here.
They are a grand bunch of folks here and as you may have noticed, with a great sense of humour,
even if a little weird at times (the humour, not the people) !... hmmm
and @rolygate - not the Norwegian Feeyords but the New Zealand Feeyords for the kakapo !
The rule is, you can be weird, but not any weirder then me...lol
Hey, has anyone heard about the bird...
Bird is the word!!!