Utter randomness

[Mmc]

It was ok, because he wasn't really a guini pig, he was a.....

 

[Morandir835]

A 96lbs 23ft tall albino iguana wearing the ginuea pig disguise, he....

 

[Rick07]

Said I dress well so that people assume I have a social life but......

 

[Morandir835]

Actually I live in the gutter off 72&563rd ave, the very spot....

 

[Rick07]

Named for the Biblical place of torment but that doesn't bother me because......

 

[TheScootness]

I just saved a bunch of money by switching to....

 

[keelalagirl55]

pork rinds. Looking over his shoulder.............

 

[Morandir835]

He wasn't surprised to see a 15 armed parakeet with one shoe, he knew this meant....

 

[kurora]

that tuna fish sandwiches would be served for lunch

 

[keelalagirl55]

in a basket made from the hair of ...........

 

[kurora]

the armpits of the crazy cat lady that lived.....

 

[Lisa66]

.....for posting on the V4L forum. As Jimmy felt the sting of the pelted "raisins", he.......

 

[Morandir835]

Decided he would call Aunt Jerimiaha (formerly Uncle Jeremy) to see if....

 

[Lisa66]

......the last operation "took". He/she replied that

 

[Rick07]

Only time will tell whether that’s whistling in a graveyard or......

 

[Morandir835]

Stacy from 6 towns over playing hopscotch with....

 

[kurora]

the purple zombie bunny that lives in her shower and eats nothing but........

 

[Rick07]

Pickles and drinking wine. His cup was dripping trouble all around the......

 

[plantlvr]

stepping stones in the poisonous garden that grew...

 

[Rick07]

Mosquitoes so thick you had to throw a stick into the air to see the......