Utter randomness

[Morandir835]

The marmalade covered frozen hot pockets he....

 

[Lisa66]

packed due to his dislike for tuna fish. He tripped over a.....

 

[Rick07]

A towel that looked to be decomposing for want of......

 

[Morandir835]

Better term, Jimmy cursed at it, getting the attention of....

 

[kurora]

the little old lady in her rocking chair, who was secretly.......

 

[Lisa66]

in cahoots with the evil guinea pigs. She.....

 

[Morandir835]

Long ago had captured and held hostage the ginuea pig's cousin Herria St. Jomas, he was....

 

[Rick07]

A politically correct know-nothing who......

 

[Morandir835]

Would use the word blueberry instead of an expletive, this angered...

 

[kurora]

the berry gods, who decided to.........

 

[Morandir835]

Punishing him by giving him 22 fingers on his forehead, this not only....

 

[Lisa66]

gave him a stiff neck when he was online, it also caused him to......

 

[KimberlyM]

Create a stiff breeze every time he...

 

[Rick07]

Thrashed his body with his arms like a windmill whose paddles have suddenly gone limp in a......

 

[KimberlyM]

...... free world. Holy Guacamole he suddenly yelled, its...

 

[Rick07]

Babbling of phony prophets who think......

 

[Morandir835]

The Greg from 3 towns over and 6 blocks down was....

 

[Rick07]

An insult to anybody with anything larger than a pencil eraser for a......

 

[KimberlyM]

heart. Herria quickly took stock of the situation and...

 

[Morandir835]

Pulled out a deck of chocolate covered playing cards....