Utter randomness

[Lisa66]

and engaged the evil guinea pigs in a game of five card stud. She...

 

[inter_ceptor00]

..pulled the two joker cards from the pack and, licking them clean, offered....

 

[Morandir835]

a lima bean for 7 shickles and 32 cranberries...

 

[plantlvr]

which he made into a stew that tasted like...

 

[inter_ceptor00]

...ajax mixed with pine needles... this wasnt what was expected...

 

[KimberlyM]

resulting in horrible gaseous emissions that ...

 

[HarmonyPB]

Killed all of the guinea pigs except for....

 

[Morandir835]

Count Van Hindersloph the ginuea pig with 23 human like toes on his left hand and the carrier of...

 

[dedi]

the magic, unlimited gift card that can be used for..........

 

[Morandir835]

Buying assorted kitchen utensils at the local auto parts store....

 

[keelalagirl55]

which he would use to build a terribly terrific......

 

[Morandir835]

Half car half fring pan quarter mixing spoon powered scooter of doom, only....

 

[keelalagirl55]

it was missing something....something VITAL. He stood there scratching .........

 

[Morandir835]

His right arm thinking quietly, when Lakakeesor Bob came limping up with....

 

[SnowDragon]

the hind quarters of a rabid chihuahua as blood ran from

 

[Morandir835]

His right pectoral muscle Lakakeesor Bob said....

 

[incantius]

ewwwwwwwwww WHAT'S THIS GOO????

 

[Rick07]

he yelled sounding like the last wail of a coyote dying in the......

 

[incantius]

DESERT OF DISCONTENT!!! and then he began walking...

 

[Morandir835]

towards the freeway to go see if someone woul,d pick him up for a ride, but on this day....