Utter randomness

[Morandir835]

that's what a guy from down the street told her to do, and he seemed creditable, but...

 

[Rick07]

the substance of his advice was like a homeopathic remedy made from the shadow of a pigeon that has starved to death because of......

 

[Morandir835]

it only ate the 55 day old skittles left out in the sun, oh the agony.....

 

[Rick07]

of this foolishness whether it comes from card-carrying fools or from university computers that......

 

[Morandir835]

Have 6kps transfer rate thanks to....

 

[dedi]

all the acorns that are falling from the trees because.............

 

[plantlvr]

they will grow to mighty oaks then...

 

[Morandir835]

They will spend all their time using the bandwidth to download...

 

[Rick07]

leprechauns for the purpose of......

 

[matador]

Dressing them up as pirates to take them to the.......

 

[KimberlyM]

midnight showing of ...

 

[matador]

"Add Momma To The Train".. which reminds me of the time I......

 

[Morandir835]

Ran down the street throwing rabid gerbils at....

 

[KimberlyM]

Jerry Fairiday, the first boy that I ever...

 

[Rick07]

saw who looked like a prize winner at a wasp show due to his......

 

[Morandir835]

His 6' wingspan and stinger he glued to his 45 year old jeans, this of course....

 

[KimberlyM]

was very attractive and I had to restrain the urge to...

 

[Morandir835]

To peddle him with rocks of various shapes and sizes, it was just then...

 

[matador]

That a giant bird flew overhead and pooped on......

 

[Rick07]

him wile he was draped against the bar earnestly engaged in lowering the tide in a bottle which caused him to......