Utter randomness

[Morandir835]

Forearm of the rare seventeen eyed one eyelid half hawk seven tenths one armed 8 toed sloth found only...

 

[Rick07]

In pearls. We know pearls do not make oysters happy because......

 

[Scottinboca]

because they start to eat people. I think they

 

[elwcom]

They only eat cats, cat meat is apparently more...

 

[Lisa66]

full of beneficial antioxidants and omega-3 fatty acids. With his .... muscle still aching, Jimmy exited the gopher hole and 4 evil guinea pigs from hell.....

 

[matador]

became his minions and would do anything he wanted just by .........

 

[Morandir835]

Him clapping 8 times in a row the complete bass line from the song.....

 

[matador]

"achy breaky heart" which is the song that his girlfriend listens to while she ...................

 

[KimberlyM]

Dances the polka, all the while...

 

[Rick07]

Thinking I’d call you a snake but I’d have to apologize every time I met a reptile because......

 

[KimberlyM]

snakes who walk upright should really be called...

 

[Morandir835]

Conzigicans, only that name was taken by...

 

[matador]

the 'simple' kid that lives in the basement of ........

 

[Rick07]

the man from 16 towns over the other way which is 19 towns away from where we started. He hung around so long the assessor put him down on the personal property list so the man from 16 towns over......

 

[Morandir835]

Filed a cease and desist order with the fire department for...

 

[Lisa66]

the water massage sprinkler system he installed in the building where.....

 

[KimberlyM]

blue Lima beans hatched from the broken shells of...

 

[Morandir835]

Gerbil eggs, the very rodents that.....

 

[matador]

killed my brother.. Those dirty rats.. When I get my hands on them I am ..........

 

[Rick07]

going to rip 'em apart so fast it will make a steak of lightning look like it was loafing and that isn't easy because......