Valley View Vapes - **Official Information and Chit Chat Thread**

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DreamingButterfly81

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The Ocelot

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When Your Life is Full of Dull Empty juice Bottles and Dead Batteries (- in the style of REM)
by Valley View Vapers

FDA Bans suck and cigarettes suck.
The world is out to get you.
You want to vape,
But your life is full of empty juice bottles and dead batteries.

You wonder when will it end.
You want MrPicC,
You want Ray,
But all you see is Glenn Beck.
Oh Glenn Beck.
Oh FDA bans and cigarettes, they'll pull you under,
Drain your life of contentment and wonder.

FDA Bans suck and cigarettes suck.
The world is out to get you.
You want to vape,
But your life is full of empty juice bottles and dead batteries.

You really want the world to end,
Goodbye MrPicC,
Goodbye Ray,
And good riddance to Glenn Beck.
Oh Glenn Beck.
Oh FDA bans, cigarettes, will pull you under,
Drain your life of contentment and wonder.

FDA Bans suck and cigarettes suck.
The world is out to get you.
You want to vape,
But your life is full of empty juice bottles and dead batteries.

Your life doesn't have to end.
Sing with MrPicC,
Dance with Ray,
And put a curse on Glenn Beck.
Oh Glenn Beck.
Your life is dull,
But get out and vape.

You want the greatest thing
The greatest thing since you learned to fill a carto.
You've got it all, you've got it sized.
If you are confused check with ECF.
Carry a Pyrex tank to help you along.

Get out and vape.


ETA: I can't figure out what REM song it's based on
 
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'kay, I got it - it's more than one song combined

Living For Huge Vapor Plumes in a Sparkly Purple Rickshaw (in the style of The Beatles)
by Valley View Vapers

Oh yeah, I'll tell you something,
I think you'll understand.
When I'll say that something,
I want to hold your Pyrex tank,
I want to hold your Pyrex tank,
I want to hold your Pyrex tank.

Oh please, say to me,
You'll let me win a Valley View tank.
And please, say to me,
You'll let me blow vapor rings.
Now let me hold your Pyrex tank,
I want to hold your Pyrex tank.

Imagine there's no fried attys.
It's easy if you try.
No vivi novas in the garbage,
Above us only vapor plumes.
Imagine all the people,
Living for huge vapor plumes...

You may say I'm a flake (in a nice way),
But I'm not the only one.
I hope someday you'll join us,
And the world will become non-smoking.

All you need is more TH.
All you need is more TH.
All you need is more TH, more TH.
More TH is all you need.

We all live in our sparkly purple rickshaw,
Sparkly purple rickshaw , sparkly purple rickshaw,
We all live in our sparkly purple rickshaw,
Sparkly purple rickshaw , sparkly purple rickshaw.

Oh yeah!
 

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Obviously, I am very easily amused...

Gimme The Best Vape Ever Hello Kitty Uncle! (in the style of Abba)
by Valley View Vapers

I was sick and tired of everything,
When I called you last night from the ECF forum.
All I do is blow out attys and fill cartos and charge batteries,
Wishing that I would win a Valley View tank.

Gimme! Gimme! Gimme the best vape ever!
Won't somebody help me learn to blow vapor rings!
Gimme! Gimme! Gimme the best vape ever!
I really want to learn to blow vapor rings!

Uncle, I was defeated, you won the war.
Uncle, promise to love me forever more.
Uncle, couldn't escape if I wanted to.
Uncle, knowing my fate is to be with you.
Butter My .... And Call Me A Biscuit-butter my .... and call me a biscuit-butter my .... and call me a biscuit-butter my .... and call me a biscuit-butter my .... and call me a biscuit Uncle!
Finally facing Uncle.

You are the vaping queen, here in the ECF forum.
Vaping queen, feel the beat from the tambourine.
You can learn to blow vapor rings, you can learn to blow vapor rings, having the time of your life.

Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! the best vape ever,
Won't somebody help me learn to blow vapor rings!
 
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@ "Ocelot" - Really nice wordage to all those songs and "You" had "Me" till the "kitty" :nah: one . . . :(

SO - Allergic to any "Felines" . . . ;)

AND - I really "like" ABBA too . . . :D

<shrugs> I couldn't think of a "Love Interest" anymore than I could think of someone I disliked.
 

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<shrugs> I couldn't think of a "Love Interest" anymore than I could think of someone I disliked.

I fully understand not be able to think of a reasonable "Love Interest", especially with the possibility of so many out there and especially here on ECF . . . However, as for someone to "dislike" I could suggest a few and even send "You" a rather small list of characters - but "You" couldn't use them without being put into the "Sin Bin" given that they would run and report it to the moderators as "veiled" comments against them and worse that "You" were picking on them . . . :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
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I fully understand not be able to think of a reasonable "Love Interest", especially with the possibility of so many out there and especially here on ECF . . . However, as for someone to "dislike" I could suggest a few and even send "You" a rather small list of characters - but "You" couldn't use them without being put into the "Sin Bin" given that they would run and report it to the moderators as "veiled" comments against them and worse that "You" were picking on them . . . :lol: :lol: :lol:

Oh my! I had no idea there was such drama on ECF! Considering the amount of time I'm on here I guess I should have noticed.
 
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