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oxygen thief

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Hi, my name is Phil and I'm a Vaper.

>Hi Phil!

My story, well, I ordered some Green Smokes innocently enough. I wanted to stop smoking-no I didn't. I wanted to see what a green cigarette looked like you know? I thought it would be cooler than a blue one. I got one out of the box and it was hard as a rock! So was the filter. I figured it out but had to buy 6 new computers just for the USB ports..to charge batteries. But I quit smoking.
I escalated and went to a store and got an ego and a bunch of juice.

>Ummm...

Then I found the ecig site.

>You in trouble now boy.
>Oh no.
>That's what got me, um-hum.

I would keep three browsers going so when I read a paragraph I could just put all that stuff in my shopping cart. I taught my cat how to pre-register me on every ecig store online so I could just drop in and drop some cash. I've bought from every state, Canada, Russia, Romania, China, and Korea........today! I've had vendors call and weeping that I put them in the 1% and they are so grateful.....still charge me shipping though.

>Oh @%Y% you in bad!
>Hope you ain't married.
>You're worse than my mother in law and shoes.

So I thought, maybe it's Provari time.

>hahahaha
>hahahaha
>You one crazy^&* I've never seen a #$%&*5^&*()!! HAHA!!

Had to have the blue LED's. I could have bought 25 pounds of cat litter with that money. Or maybe even food. I knew the Provari was all I would ever need and then I went to the " Show us your Provari tanks." thread. I opened a few browsers, checked on the charging batteries, topped off my vivi nova, and filled a few cartos before I started ordering. May as well pick up another 25 Boges while I'm at it. *Look at that price on vivi nova mop heads!!* Wait, I NEED that sleeve to complete my look.

I had it all now...drip tips!! I almost had it all. I love drip tips!! Those Ming ones look like I do after eating enchiladas.

I ordered 1200 juice samples and found two all day vapes. So, I says to myself, even if my stuff is worse at least it's cheap. So, I started buying do it yourself supplies, surely that will be a money saver I thought. That's when I had to sell my car to pay some on my credit card.

>Oh no.
>Me too.
>Homeless.

I've never been addicted to anything except in the 6th grade I wore cufflinks. Had a bunch of them. It was a phase I guess.

>Cuff links and The Beatles. You were out of touch!

Guess I talked too much the meetings over. If anyone has any juice I'll be in a Sears box at the 35 overpass. I'll have the ego 650 charged. Atomizer too but lost my drip tip. I just suck it right out of the atty. And bring cat food!!:facepalm:
 

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LMAO

OK I have only been :vapor:for 10 days but that sounds so much like me right now it's not even funny :blink:
And I was just on I35 going to Sears too. :w00t: Really I was.
And my name is Phil too. :shock:

Keep it up! Vaping is great but every now and then I want a cig. I mixed some 36 mg Peach Cantaloupe with a screaming throat hit so I take several drags and the thought of smoking is gone. But I do head to the store for peaches and cantaloupes.

I was smoking in an alley behind a furniture store I worked at and there was a big cardboard box by the dumpster. I figured I'd give it a good kick when someone goes UMPPP! A guy crawled out laughing and said did you kick that box? I think we both found the humor in the midst of tragedy. It was around Christmas time and cold. I gave him my coat and 5 bucks.
 

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If I ever get to visit your Sears box, I'll bring a drip tip.
I know how you feel. I have plenty and there is always something else that catches my eye.

I really like this long one Super T Manufacturing, Innovative manufacturer of electronic cigarette products. and I'd love to have a collection of all of the glass drip tips that are out there. It must go back to my childhood when I collected all of the little Rat Finks little plastic toys. You have to be old to remember those. :)
 

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I laughed so damn hard. That was great.

It must go back to my childhood when I collected all of the little Rat Finks little plastic toys. You have to be old to remember those. :)

Had more then a few of them. Even got my hands on 1 of the original 1963 revell models of Rat Fink. Had a few of the other models that came out also. But im not that old, Was a collector back when I was younger.
 

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An anology: Smokers anonymous.

This is how you would be accepted at a certain quit smoking site that shall not be named.

Hi, my name is Hans and I’m a Smoker.

>Hi Hans!

So, where to start. When I was seventeen I talked my father out of smoking. Bad habit, unhealthy, smells bad, that’s what I told him. At the same time, I started smoking myself. Stole a lot of my father’s ultralights. I’m fiftytwo now. Funny how these things go.

>Know all about it.
>Say no more.
>Lifelong guilty feeling. M-mm.

When the ecig became available, I was interested. I first thought it was just a gimmick that wouldn’t work. Ordered one anyway.

>?
>??
>Where’s this going?

It took me some years, but by now I think this e-vaping stuff is finally good enough to make me quit smoking.

>You in trouble now boy.
>Oh no.
>You’re still smoking.

It’s true, I’m still smoking the real stuff. But I think I finally found something with which I can actually quit: a VMax with a mini Vivi Nova.

>Oh @%Y% you in bad!
>Hope you ain't married.
>You're worse than my mother in law and shoes.

My plan is to gradually reduce the number of real cigarettes and in the meantime reduce the nicotine in the eliquid.

>hahahaha
>hahahaha
>You one crazy^&* I've never seen a #$%&*5^&*()!! HAHA!!
>That’s not the way to do it!
>You must quit cold turkey! That’s the only way!
>Or an FDA approved cessation product! NRT by Big Pharma!
>You haven’t set a quit date!
>This is sooo wrong on so many levels!
>I’m proud of my quit! You’re forcing me to use ecigs! Now I want one!
>Nicodemon Nicodemon Nicodemon!

Excuse me? But the ecig is really helping me to reduce my smo...

>That’s junky thinking!
>You’re still smoking!
>e-sickarettes!

Well, actually it’s not smoke. There’s no burning tobacco. It’s just water vapo...

>Still smoking! Because it LOOKS like smoke! Idiot, anyone can see you’re still smoking!
>That’s not a REAL quit! Hand to mouth! It’s the hand to mouth!
>You’re not truly free! Hand to mouth!
>You’re a SUCKER! You still SUCK! If you sucked your THUMB you would still be smoking! Junky!

Then I realized I would first stop drinking. Seemed to be a lot easier. So I went to the AA. At least they weren’t so .... about the hand to mouth thing. They allowed me to still drink water.
 
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SissySpike

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Hi Phill Im a Vape aholic also, I hate sleeping because it interrupts my Vaping. Ive been thinking about holding up a bank to pay for a Zen titanium # 3 from the classifieds.
IVe begun RBA to get the purest fix possible! Ive begun viewing life threw a Fog. My wife left me and my dog died from drinking my DIY supplies.
But Hay Im not smoking so Vape on!!!!!!
disclaimer
the aforementioned events are fictional and are for entertainment proposes only.
 
Hi, Jen!

Hi, my name is Eric and I'm rapidly becoming a vaper and rapidly becoming a non-smoker.

Three days in and I've gotten one lecture from somebody on how I'm still smoking. Um, smoking = smoke = ignition of a flammable substance resulting in particulate matter. Vaping = no smoke = PG steam. Funny thing was, she had a cigarette in her hand at the time.
 

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Keep it up! Vaping is great but every now and then I want a cig. I mixed some 36 mg Peach Cantaloupe with a screaming throat hit so I take several drags and the thought of smoking is gone. But I do head to the store for peaches and cantaloupes .
I got some 36mg on the way, I hope that will help a bit in the morning.
I do like the vapor a lot better then the stinkies.
 

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An anology: Smokers anonymous.

This is how you would be accepted at a certain quit smoking site that shall not be named.

Excuse me? But the ecig is really helping me to reduce my smo...

>That’s junky thinking!
>You’re still smoking!
>e-sickarettes!

Well, actually it’s not smoke. There’s no burning tobacco. It’s just water vapo...

>Still smoking! Because it LOOKS like smoke! Idiot, anyone can see you’re still smoking!
>That’s not a REAL quit! Hand to mouth! It’s the hand to mouth!
>You’re not truly free! Hand to mouth!
>You’re a SUCKER! You still SUCK! If you sucked your THUMB you would still be smoking! Junky!

Then I realized I would first stop drinking. Seemed to be a lot easier. So I went to the AA. At least they weren’t so .... about the hand to mouth thing. They allowed me to still drink water.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I have a coworker that tried that board. They still hounded her at 0 nic. Apparently you can't inhale anything but oxygen. I told her to let them know they shouldn't get in a shower or a sauna, or step outside, or use an inhaler or nebulizer for asthma... oh hell, just order a bubble for all of them.
 

JENerationX

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Hi, my name is Jen, and I'm a vape-aholic.......

I had dinner with my mother, and she had brought me some of those caramel apple suckers... and then entire time we were each having one after dinner, I was wishing it was a flavor for vaping. I couldn't even wait until I got home to find some. I used my phone while she was in the bathroom and ordered some. I'm not even ashamed. I'd do it again.
 
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