Vaping Humor - The place to share your funny vaping stories, memes, photos, experiences, etc.

[Vaponators]

Don't know if this has already been done somewhere else on ECF but I haven't seen it. I thought it might be fun for all of us to have a place to share some lighthearted, vaping related humor. A place to:
Let off some steam. (or vapor)
Crack a joke or two. Just don't crack your tank!
Share a funny story.
Post a funny photo or meme.
Share a positive experience.

Or anything else you think has a positive twist and is worth sharing.

I'll start it off with the following pic which I actually used yesterday to reply to someone asking about fasttech having a bad rep on ECF. I spoke well of FT but I couldn't resist sharing this pic in that post.

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[tomsa34]

I got one! Okay so some background information. I work as a landscaper, all day I drive around in a truck with my coworker and the owner of the company. Okay so a year ago or so when I was still smoking we would have to catch cigs when we could in between jobs (outside of the truck that is). Well finally I started vaping and my boss, who isn't the most open minded person you could say, says he has a problem with the vapor in the truck to and to open a window lol. He goes on to tell me and my co worker (who also started vaping the same time) that "those arent any better then real cigs blah blah" Well after one job we were all talking to a customer and I pulled out my ego and started puffing. The customer goes "oh I use one of those to, they are so much better for you and cheaper etc. etc.". Well, my boss quickly chimes in and goes " ya these two (my coworker and I) were smokers but I have been getting onto them about being healthy and quitting and reccomended these to them"! haha. My jaw almost hit the floor and we had a good laugh after work, for like an hour lol.

Thats the best story I got about vaping right now anyway!

 

[Vaponators]

I got one! Okay so some background information. I work as a landscaper, all day I drive around in a truck with my coworker and the owner of the company. Okay so a year ago or so when I was still smoking we would have to catch cigs when we could in between jobs (outside of the truck that is). Well finally I started vaping and my boss, who isn't the most open minded person you could say, says he has a problem with the vapor in the truck to and to open a window lol. He goes on to tell me and my co worker (who also started vaping the same time) that "those arent any better then real cigs blah blah" Well after one job we were all talking to a customer and I pulled out my ego and started puffing. The customer goes "oh I use one of those to, they are so much better for you and cheaper etc. etc.". Well, my boss quickly chimes in and goes " ya these two (my coworker and I) were smokers but I have been getting onto them about being healthy and quitting and reccomended these to them"! haha. My jaw almost hit the floor and we had a good laugh after work, for like an hour lol.

Thats the best story I got about vaping right now anyway!

Nice one tomsa34. Typical BOSS mentality. Taking credit for someone else. LOL

 

[tomsa34]

Yep! welcome to my day to day haha. Someone else has got to have some stories. anyone? how about you Vaponators?

 

[AaronY]

 

[Narpho]

My new mod...

 

[The Torch]

Not all that funny, but it's about another boss (mine)

First time my boss passed behind me after I let some vape out at my desk he was looking for the source of fire (like I'd be stupid enough not to notice fire 2 feet from me).

Then I explained what it was and all he bad to say is that it's more dangerous than cigarettes. I pulled my usual line that over 40 studies failed to find anything wrong with it and he asked "are you sure?" (Like I'd bother to do research and then opt for the worst possible option.) I referred him to casaa, but I know he didn't look into it.

Then one day, while I had my mod in my hand, he said in front of everyone that is the most successful way to quit smoking according to Forbes magazine.


Sent from somewhere in a tunnel, 42 minutes away from anywhere.

 

[Vaponators]

My new mod...

LOL! I love the fire button!

 

[Vaponators]

Maybe I should hold off on that super low sub-ohm build.....

 

[GinnyTx]

Oh life is funny...but does anyone else find themselves looking at sugary liquids thinking "how would that vape?"" *lol*

that little girl needs a Pink Provari in her hands and we'd know! *lol*

*poster is NO WAY advocating the use of nicotine products for children..she just liked the caption*

 

[young gotti]

 

[Mountain_Rain96]

I posted this about a year ago, so I'll just cut, copy, and paste it. It may not be that funny, but I remember almost busting out laughing, at the time:

True story: An aunt of mine approached me one day after a family member's funeral and said "I thought you QUIT SMOKING!" I told her that I had quit, then showed her my setup (a 650 Spinner with a CE5) and tried to explain the concept of vaping. Her reply was, and I quote, "But you're still smoking!" I wish I was making that up. Some people are just beyond help.

 

[Sycowulf]

A friend of mine sent this to me... It's so true.

 

[PirateHooligan86]

For my Doctor Who fans out there.....



Btw, someone apparently did already make this, and I want it, sooooo badly, ha ha.....

 

[Vaponators]

For the Doctor Who fans out there.....

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Btw, someone apparently did make this, and I want it, sooooo badly, ha ha.....

View attachment 360956

WHOA!!! That mod just looks Wicked, Mean and Nasty!

 

[Vaponators]

This happened a few years ago before e-cigs were well established and recognizable. Walking in to Miami International Airport a few years ago with a friend and I was vaping on a regular 808 e-cig with the red light on the tip. We were barely twenty feet in to the terminal when no less than 4 airport security officers approached us and asked me to put out that cigarette. I immediately responded "No problem" and, to their wide eyed amazement, proceeded to "crush" the "lit" end of the cigarette in the palm of my hand. They looked like 4 deers stuck in headlights! LOL

Of course, a ton of questions followed but it was all in good fun and I actually convinced one of them to try vaping and give up analogs.

 

[Loopy1224]

Back in April I had been vaping for a few weeks and went out to a bar to wish a coworker who was leaving our company well. This is in NYC where best as i can tell vaping hasn't really caught on. Anyway the bar started clearing out around 10 pm and some people went to a patio to smoke and i joined them with my Ego/Evod starter kit. The waitress came over and we assumed she was going to tell us there was no smoking even on the patio. Instead she looked at my vape and said "do you have [Moderated] in there?" I got about three sentences into my explanation and she just said "DAMN" and walked off. I think i may have gotten lucky if I was vaping what she was looking for!

 

[ed2020]

I immediately responded "No problem" and, to their wide eyed amazement, proceeded to "crush" the "lit" end of the cigarette in the palm of my hand.

Nice one. Onto your tongue may have been more effective though.

 

[Vaponators]

Nice one. Onto your tongue may have been more effective though.

YES! That would have been even funnier!! GOOD ONE.

 

[The Torch]

Nice one. Onto your tongue may have been more effective though.

How about on an eyelid?