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Was at a red light in my truck vaping away. The car next to me had a young guy in it, who signalled me by taking a hit off his ecig. We both nodded at each other in acknowledgement.
All of a sudden he gives me this look, almost a glare in his eye. I knew what this meant. It was time.
We both jumped out of our vehicles in mid day traffic and started taking massive pulls off our ecigs filling the intersection with a dense fog, and yelling out primal screams to the tune of "WHERG WHERG WHERG BLAAAAa BLOOOOp!!!!". Then the light turned green and we both hopped back into our cars, leaving other motorists in awe of what they just witnessed.
All B.M shops in the area reported sales where up 10000% within the following hours.
All of a sudden he gives me this look, almost a glare in his eye. I knew what this meant. It was time.
We both jumped out of our vehicles in mid day traffic and started taking massive pulls off our ecigs filling the intersection with a dense fog, and yelling out primal screams to the tune of "WHERG WHERG WHERG BLAAAAa BLOOOOp!!!!". Then the light turned green and we both hopped back into our cars, leaving other motorists in awe of what they just witnessed.
All B.M shops in the area reported sales where up 10000% within the following hours.
Not especially funny or anything, but I'll relate it anyway.
I'm a retirement-age female. In my little B&M, in my small town, on weekends the clerk is a young college man who is quite into vaping. If I go in when he is there, we have a good ol' visit and he shows me his latest PVs, etc. He's the only person I know face-to-face to discuss vaping, so that's really fun for me.
Yesterday, he had 2 new PV's and also a new ejuice - 5 Pawns Gambit - which he got in a larger nearby city. I wanted to smell it and couldn't get the cap off - he said "It's childproof." Okay, so I can open a child-proof bottle, do it all the time, so I tried again. No go. I said "It's apparently old lady-proof" too. He took it and of course opened it right up. Boy, that smelled soooo good!! When I got home and got on ECF, I found that a company is in the process of a 35% sale, and they carry 5 Pawns, so I ordered some at a nice price!
I also told him about a new ejuice I received through Zamplebox which unfortunately tastes just like cat urine...I can't bring myself to try it, as a result. I said, "And I know, because we have cats." He turned out to be a cat person too and we had a chat about cats; he even had a picture of his kitten on his phone.
I'm a retirement-age female. In my little B&M, in my small town, on weekends the clerk is a young college man who is quite into vaping. If I go in when he is there, we have a good ol' visit and he shows me his latest PVs, etc. He's the only person I know face-to-face to discuss vaping, so that's really fun for me.
Yesterday, he had 2 new PV's and also a new ejuice - 5 Pawns Gambit - which he got in a larger nearby city. I wanted to smell it and couldn't get the cap off - he said "It's childproof." Okay, so I can open a child-proof bottle, do it all the time, so I tried again. No go. I said "It's apparently old lady-proof" too. He took it and of course opened it right up. Boy, that smelled soooo good!! When I got home and got on ECF, I found that a company is in the process of a 35% sale, and they carry 5 Pawns, so I ordered some at a nice price!
I also told him about a new ejuice I received through Zamplebox which unfortunately tastes just like cat urine...I can't bring myself to try it, as a result. I said, "And I know, because we have cats." He turned out to be a cat person too and we had a chat about cats; he even had a picture of his kitten on his phone.
That gives me a Great Idea!
A Flash Vape Mob.
Ya know, like a Flash Mob only for vapers. We tell all of our vaping friends to meet at a predetermined time and place. Then, at the exact same moment, we all start blowing some massive clouds for about 30 seconds and then disperse and disappear.
Probably one of those "You had to be there" stories but...
I'm kind of jumpy by nature, especially when I'm concentrating on something, which I was at the moment a buddy walked up behind me at work yesterday. I nearly jumped out of my skin when he said my name. When I turned around there's my buddy, brand new to vaping, holding his CE4 in three pieces. I don't remember if he said he dropped it or what, but he says to me...
"I need some stuff. Jeff said he didn't have any but that you carry all kinds of stuff. Do you have any stuff?"
I dug around in my vape case and found him a CE4 with juice in it to get him through the day. Told him I'd bring him some more tanks Monday. (Also realized what was left of the juice in his broken tank smelled DELIGHTFUL and I must try it).
Being 7 days off analogs he was very, very appreciative and thanked me profusely.
After he walked away and I had a moment to think about it I kind of felt like an illicit drug deal had just gone down and I had made an addicts day.. but it was a good thing. lol
It was what he said and the way he said it, and how appreciative he was that I had something for him. Like I said... you had to be there. lol
I'm kind of jumpy by nature, especially when I'm concentrating on something, which I was at the moment a buddy walked up behind me at work yesterday. I nearly jumped out of my skin when he said my name. When I turned around there's my buddy, brand new to vaping, holding his CE4 in three pieces. I don't remember if he said he dropped it or what, but he says to me...
"I need some stuff. Jeff said he didn't have any but that you carry all kinds of stuff. Do you have any stuff?"
I dug around in my vape case and found him a CE4 with juice in it to get him through the day. Told him I'd bring him some more tanks Monday. (Also realized what was left of the juice in his broken tank smelled DELIGHTFUL and I must try it).
Being 7 days off analogs he was very, very appreciative and thanked me profusely.
After he walked away and I had a moment to think about it I kind of felt like an illicit drug deal had just gone down and I had made an addicts day.. but it was a good thing. lol
It was what he said and the way he said it, and how appreciative he was that I had something for him. Like I said... you had to be there. lol
Was driving through a small town in my area the other day and saw a B&M. Decided to stop in and check it out. On one side of the store was vaping gear and on the other side were motorcycle helmets.
I asked the lady behind the counter if they sold wire, she say "no." Asked if I was building my own coils. Told her I was and she said they may have to check into that as several people had asked for wire.
I asked if they carried any Russians. She said no, but got real excited and told me that they had just received some Nautilus Aspires and that her husband was using one right now! I looked over and he has mounted on a 650 stick battery! Looked like a huge lolly pop on a small stick! He pointed out the beauty ring that came with the tank!
He pointed over to their juice testers and asked if I wanted to try some juices. They had about 80 EVOD style tanks lined up in the front window of the store, directly in the hot Florida sun! They were all cloudy and looked disgusting!
Come on people, if you are going to get into the business, learn something about it!
I asked the lady behind the counter if they sold wire, she say "no." Asked if I was building my own coils. Told her I was and she said they may have to check into that as several people had asked for wire.
I asked if they carried any Russians. She said no, but got real excited and told me that they had just received some Nautilus Aspires and that her husband was using one right now! I looked over and he has mounted on a 650 stick battery! Looked like a huge lolly pop on a small stick! He pointed out the beauty ring that came with the tank!
He pointed over to their juice testers and asked if I wanted to try some juices. They had about 80 EVOD style tanks lined up in the front window of the store, directly in the hot Florida sun! They were all cloudy and looked disgusting!
Come on people, if you are going to get into the business, learn something about it!
That gives me a Great Idea!
A Flash Vape Mob.
Ya know, like a Flash Mob only for vapers. We tell all of our vaping friends to meet at a predetermined time and place. Then, at the exact same moment, we all start blowing some massive clouds for about 30 seconds and then disperse and disappear.
How about going national? Have everyone got in front of their city hall, police station, or Walmart. So just pick your date and time and spread the word!
A thread on vaping humor can never be complete without this: [Moderated: link removed cuz it does contain 'Salty' language]
WARNING: Salty language.
WARNING: Salty language.
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LMAOROFL!!!
I knew China would waste no time copying it. I wonder if I can get a wrap for it?
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Im sorry i dont have any funny pics to share....
I can only leave you with the story of a man who had to hop on one leg across the bedroom because his bare foot found the missing coil he had built for his patriot rba, dropped and lost
I can only leave you with the story of a man who had to hop on one leg across the bedroom because his bare foot found the missing coil he had built for his patriot rba, dropped and lost
Im sorry i dont have any funny pics to share....
I can only leave you with the story of a man who had to hop on one leg across the bedroom because his bare foot found the missing coil he had built for his patriot rba, dropped and lost
I can't even tell you how many times that's happened when clipping off my leads. I can never find them if they fly off the table, but my foot seems to find them a few days later *ouch* xD
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