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[hdpjr68]

Have you ever wished you had a Mulligan in Life? Or maybe a "Don't do that" guy? Tells us your story and you could be a winner. It doesn't have to be long, we all have had those time when we wished we had a do over. No coyote ugly stories please.

Here mine!

I go to Target with daughter one day, doing some Xmas shopping .Its very very busy,so we are in a hurry to get out of there. When we went in it wasn't a bad day out for Dec. Anyway we come out of the store and it pouring the rain. I rush to the car grab my daughter out of the cart and get out of the rain. We head home, get home and the wife is asking about our trip. I tell her how I got all my shopping done and only spent a little over three hundred dollars, now take that! She' s said "Thats great honey what did we get"? So I go to the car to get the stuff. I'm guessing at this point many of you have realized that there was a series of events that did not happen between the getting my daughter from the cart and the heading home part!
Yes I left everything I had bought in the CART IN THE PARKING LOT. These was no xmas cheer awaiting me when I returned, I needed a mulligan that day, And yes I've still not heard the end of that one from the wife.

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[sensay]

LOL This is cute!
It was the first week of kindergarten for my son. For some reason I asked the teacher how did it go today. She asked me if I would like to come in the class to show me a picture my son had drawn of her. It was cute. She was all about the details so she says to him, You drew earrings , I am not wearing earrings. So just as proud as he can say it with the biggest smile on his face, he says Yes and I also made you skinny. LMAO! Of course I could not hold it in and cracked up laughing she did too. She later told me she ditched her diet that day and bought a big mac> We are actually great friends now ( somehow)

 

[AppleJack]

Man, hd, I can't top that one!

 

[hdpjr68]

Give it a try!!

 

[hdpjr68]

If you do not want to enter you may leave comments on the stories!! or just bumb!!!!

 

[SuZamme]

At least you remembered the kid instead of the other way around.

Here's my request for a Mulligan;

There was a crack in the glass on the front bay window of my place in the Ozarks. (yes, the directions to my place included "turn off the paved road").
I thought that I could delay calling someone to come out and replace the whole window by fixing it myself with that really strong and clear mailing tape.
I got out the 6ft aluminum ladder and positioned it close to the window where the ground is fairly level. I climb up and tape the window. It's perfect.
All of a sudden the ladder starting falling. The last thing I remember before hitting the ground was the faces of my 2 little cats looking at me thru the window and meowing.
The fall shattered my leg. I ended up laying there for an hour waiting for someone to come by on the dirt road and hear my whistle. Some fellows in truck heard me and came up the driveway to help.
I now wish I had called someone in the first place to just come and replace the window.
That fall changed my life.

 

[Amajn]

A few years ago i was a hard working coyote ugly dancing and shaking for the money.............................................

No coyote ugly stories please.

Well there goes my entry

 

[beattysgirl]

Cool contest! These are some funny stories!

 

[hdpjr68]

Now he shakes for the juice!!!!!

 

[hdpjr68]

Cool contest! These are some funny stories!

Just wanted to change it up a bit!HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE Funny Stuff!

 

[topaz_stone71]

Way back in my nursing school days, we had to find a victim for our class in health assessments. I was thinking "Cool, I'll use my son" and the prof announced "and no, you can't use your children." Thankfully (or maybe not), my best friend's husband was willing to volunteer. We had one body system we were aware of ahead of time and one surprise (teacher's pick). I reminded my sadistic prof that "This is my best friend's husband" and begged he to keep it above the neck. Nope. She picked the circ system and I had to palpate his femoral artery. I was 20 shades of red as I stuck my fingers in his groin to find a pulse. Sam was cracking up and my prof could hardly keep a straight face. He and my friend have never let this one die...

The only reason I want a "do over" is because the humiliation never ends. It gets told at dinners, parties, family gatherings...

 

[thelook]

Ok..PG rated be warned...

When I was in Highschool I had a huge crush on a guy who's father owned an icecream shop.
A couple of years after highschool I had a son and took this son for some icecream at this same shop.
Now back then girls wore things called tube tops...I walked into the shop and behind the counter was my crush!
I walked up to the counter...baby on hip...and in my sexiest voice ordered some strawberry ice cream....all the while my son on my hips...pulled down my tube top...my crush without missing a beat...asked me if that would be 2 scoops or 1....???

 

[Amajn]

Way back in my nursing school days, we had to find a victim for our class in health assessments. I was thinking "Cool, I'll use my son" and the prof announced "and no, you can't use your children." Thankfully (or maybe not), my best friend's husband was willing to volunteer. We had one body system we were aware of ahead of time and one surprise (teacher's pick). I reminded my sadistic prof that "This is my best friend's husband" and begged he to keep it above the neck. Nope. She picked the circ system and I had to palpate his femoral artery. I was 20 shades of red as I stuck my fingers in his groin to find a pulse. Sam was cracking up and my prof could hardly keep a straight face. He and my friend have never let this one die...

The only reason I want a "do over" is because the humiliation never ends. It gets told at dinners, parties, family gatherings...

LMAO thats too funny

 

[AppleJack]

Not something I did, but a friend, many years ago, when I was a teenager. Parents were divorced and I lived with my Father in a very small town. All my friends knew Dad was out on Saturday night. Male friend got falling down drunk, so buddies dropped him off at my house to sleep it off. We all took off, leaving him asleep on the sofa. Gone when I got home. No big deal, right? I come home and go to bed. Dad comes home and goes to bed. About 3:00am, here they come knocking at the door.The fella wants to know what I did with his teeth. I'm like, "huh"? Big discussion. Daddy is trying to pretend he is mad, but I can see he is dying to laugh out loud. Never did find the guys"s teeth. I think they got flushed. I still laugh about this.

 

[thelook]

Bump for juice
and more funny stories!

 

[Vap3rLov3r]

Bumping....

 

[0smitty]

Alright, I have a good one...

This happened around the time I was 17 years old, and my mom and stepfather were on the outs. My mom was renting this house, and it was so large that I had the entire upstairs (two bedrooms and a landing) all to myself. With that, I had pretty much the run of the place, did *almost* as I pleased so long as I listened to my momma. (and yes, I am a BIG momma's boy, proud of that. )

Since I had the entire upstairs to do with as I wished, I'd have friends over all the time, at all calls...One of which had this bad (read: AWESOME) habit of bringing 3-5 girls with him, most of which I didn't even know of, to basically use my place to do things that they couldn't at their own. Spin the bottle, "I'll show you mine if you show me yours first", stuff like that. He'd come over every day of the week, bringing ladies with him 5 out of 7.

What makes this really interesting is at this time, I hadn't even had my first kiss: I was overweight, long hair down to my ..., NOT a ladie's man...but I still didn't mind because at least I could say that I would get to see some naked chicks and stuff. I was in high school, so that kinda thing was rare back then, especially for a fat guy with long hair!

Anyways, I'm sitting upstairs with Eric, and 4 girls, three of which are ....-... naked, when there's a knock on my door: it's my little sister.

"Mom wants you downstairs NOW!!!"
"Why won't you let me in?!?"
"Open the door or I'm telling mom!!!"

We are *scrambling* to hide the evidence...One girl went behind the door, the other two hid under the bed (which Eric hastily made so the blanket hung over the side), and the prudish chick just sat there laughing at us. Opened the door, my little sister just peered in, and told me "mom wants you downstairs NOW" again, and off I went...

I get downstairs, and my mom is ....... First thing that came to my mind was that she had somehow known what was going on, but that wasn't the case:

"WHY didn't you take the trash out AGAIN this week?? It's the only thing I ask of you, and you've not done it for three weeks straight, and I'm ....... You need to go up there and tell Eric and all your other little friends they need to leave, you're not allowed to have any more company for the rest of the week, starting NOW."

I didn't know what to do. I had all these naked girls upstairs, and being the 17-year-old virgin that I was, I had two entire handfuls of hope that I would at least be getting my first kiss, let alone whatever else a room-full of nakedness could entail...and here I am, all my chances being blown by not taking out the trash, of all things!! I argued with my mom for 15 minutes or so, was like, "but mom! I'm sorry, I'll do it right now!! We're in the middle of a movie!"...you name the excuse, and I used it.

So, yeah...I moped back up the stairs, made everyone leave...and my mom had this shocked look on her face when what looked like a train of people came waltzing down the stairs and out the door. I was all sorts of peeved, but I got over it. That's "Mulligan #1", but not the funniest part of the story!

Fast-forward to a couple weeks later: It's early in the AM, I sit down at the table to have my morning smoke with my mom, get ready for school and such, when mom starts in on me:

Mom: "So, I noticed you and Eric have been bringing over a lot of girls lately. Any of them your girlfriends, hmmm???"

Me: "Nope, I don't even know half of 'em, they're all Eric's friends. You know I don't have a girlfriend, mom!"

Mom: "Awww, just asking. You get your d*** s***ed yet???" (I swear to you all, she said that to me just as calmly and collectively as one person would ask another "how's your day been"! I about fell outta my chair! And yes, I actually typed that with the asterisks so as not to offend anyone: that's the last thing I want to do here. I apologize in advance if that may be the case)

Me: "No mom! Not yet! But when I do, I'll make sure you're the first one to know!! Sheeesh!!"

This is "Mullligan Moment #2"

Now, me and my mom have always been really cool. I'm pretty sure I can, and have, talked with my mom about stuff most people wouldn't dare discuss with their folks...But DAMN! My mom sooooo shocked the hell outta me with that one, right outta left field! To this day, I'm still not sure if she was just trying to mess with my not-a-morning-person self, or if this was her version of the "birds and bees" talk. Regardless, those two moments are *definitely* the two most pertinent "mulligan moments" of my life.

(P.S.: This does enter me in the contest, riiiight?? )

 

[0smitty]

I have *countless* mulligan-esque stories I could tell here...Sometimes, I almost wish I could write a book full of all the interesting situations I've encountered. It would either be a million-seller, or a complete and total flop/disgrace to authoring.

 

[Jimmy_2k9]

Ok so...

So each year My family gathers at my Grandma's house for Christmas, like most family's do. Myself and my cousin Rebeca both had our first children earlier in the year. This would be the first time either of us or the family, had seen our babies in person.

Now, from family gossip I had heard how obese my cousins baby was, but I swear I've never seen one so chubby! (She was unhealthy obese, to the point were You'd be concerned, shes normal now btw.) So the family spends alot of time asking to hold the babies, making comments on Rebeca's baby like "Oh my lord, look at that little porker!", "look at her little rolls", "What is she a 2T?".

So after a few hours of chit chat and having dinner, its now time to go have the kids open some presents. My Grandma asks me to grab her pocketbook (her purse) that sits off to the side of her recliner. (she can't move very well, needed my assistance) So as I go to reach for her purse, I see this extremely large diaper. Given my cousin and her chubby baby have been staying there for a few days prior to Christmas, I assumed it belonged to her.

So... with the majority of my family looking at me, I hold up this abnormally large diaper and say aloud, "OH MY GOD, LOOK HOW BIG THIS DIAPER IS!"... being a new parent myself and my daughter being half the size of her's, I had absolutely no idea this was my GRANDMA'S depends ADULT diaper. That is, not until my extremely bold aunt Debbie hollered out, "That's Grandma's diaper You idiot!".

So while me and my Grandma turned 38 different shades of red, My family had themselves a gut bursting laugh at our expense.

 

[Jimmy_2k9]

**edit** Oopps caught a lag spike and double posted.