I actually talked to the owner of a Club here in Lynchburg and he told me I would have to bring something from the health dept. Looking at the FAQ I guess I won't be able to produce anything to his satisfaction.
Jaded, why not just print out the statute itself? Let him see that. Anyone reading it with half a brain can see what it prohibits, and what it does not! Again, here it is:
"Smoke" or "smoking" means the carrying or holding of any lighted pipe, cigar, or cigarette of any kind, or any other lighted smoking equipment, or the lighting, inhaling, or exhaling of smoke from a pipe, cigar, or cigarette of any kind.
LIS > Code of Virginia > 15.2-2820
Oh, and Virginia defines "cigarette" in its laws too, in several different places:
"Cigarette" means any product that contains nicotine, is intended to be burned or heated under ordinary conditions of use, and consists of or contains (i) any roll of tobacco wrapped in paper or in any substance not containing tobacco; (ii) tobacco, in any form, that is functional in the product, which, because of its appearance, the type of tobacco used in the filler, or its packaging and labeling, is likely to be offered to, or purchased by, consumers as a cigarette; or (iii) any roll of tobacco wrapped in any substance containing tobacco which, because of its appearance, the type of tobacco used in the filler, or its packaging and labeling, is likely to be offered to, or purchased by, consumers as a cigarette described in clause (i) of this definition. The term "cigarette" includes "roll-your-own" tobacco, which means any tobacco which, because of its appearance, type, packaging, or labeling is suitable for use and likely to be offered to, or purchased by, consumers as tobacco for making cigarettes. For purposes of this definition of "cigarette," 0.09 ounces of "roll-your-own" tobacco shall constitute one individual "cigarette."
LIS > Code of Virginia > 3.2-4200 and
LIS > Code of Virginia > 58.1-1000 and
LIS > Code of Virginia > 58.1-1031 (minus the roll your own at the end) and finally,
LIS > Code of Virginia > 59.1-293.1