I WILL indeed take PayPal. I will also accept, Pies, Special Super Secret Juice Deals that require a secret shake and Malt O Meal decoder ring to decipher, Latex Paint, Chuckie Cheese Tokens, or a Chicken.
Secondly the output of this device is measured in BTU's (Billowing Tremendous Utters (ok, that wasn't completely thought out at the time)), not in your silly namby -pamby wattage.
A gas mask is really "Bogarting" in my opinion. When you can efficienty satisfy the nicotine cravings of a small town and 147,985 mosquitoes, why keep it to yourself.
All hail the SZAR!
Edit: Upon further investigation of that SanFran pic. It appears that we have found the culprit that made off with our prototype unit during Beta Testing. We know who you are and will be there shortly.