Seems like everyone here perceive my words in literal sense.
Uh, no offense but you do understand the functions of words, right? They are "shared" definitions of objects and concepts, and if you wanted a "non literal" interpretation of "Ecigs cause cancer" well, you should have loaded on up a video of yourself (NO WORDS) giving us your "non literal" fears about ecigs and cancer using interpretive dance. Like, perhaps you could have done a sort of "cower away from your ecig" sort of theme, followed by dropping a dead cow lung on the floor and jumping up and down on it whilst screaming. IDK. SOMETHING.
Anything other than saying "I think ecigs cause cancer 10 years in," and then we would have been better able to help you then.
I kind of wish you would.... NOW. But, it's probably TOO LATE.



Or, I could write you a little poem, but it's gonna be tough.
My EYES MY EYES
ARHGYTH!!! when I look
or do not look upon my ecig
I wonder
ten years from now
I shall select I think I worry I fear
the ecig lays upon the ground
I look at my hands
ten fingers might mean lung cancer
or not I don't know this is an ART Piece
Conceptual, sort of
you know.... but I stare at my ecig
and wonder if one day
I will lie beneath the ground
my ecig will remain above
and i'm dead and down to one lung
this sucks ecig!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
if only I had vaped you for 9 years and 10 months
we might still be together
as we were.
once.
I mean, I'm sorry but you are essentially saying you wished you'd done either of those, and I am sort of glad I got to do them FOR you in a way, because I thoroughly enjoyed it, Mr. Conceptual.
Jeez. I feel like the need to apologize to a) cancer b) people who are really ill c) everybody EXCEPT THE OP.
Anna