Why stop with only discriminating against people who are using nicotine to ward off depression and anxiety? Shouldn't they also be testing for all known anti-depressants and anti-anxiety drugs?
And it is well known that nicotine helps people with attention deficits. They definitely should be testing to ensure that nobody who uses any of the following can get a job there;
Adderall and Adderall XR
Concerta
Dexedrine
Focalin and Focalin XR
Metadate CD and Metadate ER
Methylin
Ritalin, Ritalin LA
Vyvanse
Desoxyn
They should also make sure that nobody who takes Cognex, Exelon, Razadyne, Namenda, or Aricept to help with memory loss is permitted to work.
Finally, sometimes problems with attention, memory, or concentration are caused by low thyroid hormones. So just to cover all the bases they should refuse to hire anyone who takes Synthroid.
New slogan: You don't have to be a good performer to work here. We don't care if you're forgetful and distracted, as long as you don't take any drug that we disapprove of.
And it is well known that nicotine helps people with attention deficits. They definitely should be testing to ensure that nobody who uses any of the following can get a job there;
Adderall and Adderall XR
Concerta
Dexedrine
Focalin and Focalin XR
Metadate CD and Metadate ER
Methylin
Ritalin, Ritalin LA
Vyvanse
Desoxyn
They should also make sure that nobody who takes Cognex, Exelon, Razadyne, Namenda, or Aricept to help with memory loss is permitted to work.
Finally, sometimes problems with attention, memory, or concentration are caused by low thyroid hormones. So just to cover all the bases they should refuse to hire anyone who takes Synthroid.
New slogan: You don't have to be a good performer to work here. We don't care if you're forgetful and distracted, as long as you don't take any drug that we disapprove of.

