Water, Corn Syrup, Hydrogenated Vegetable Oil (Coconut and Palm Kernel Oils), High Fructose Corn Syrup, Less than Two Percent of Sodium Caseinate (from Milk), Natural and Artificial Flavor, Xanthan and Guar Gums, Polysorbate 60, Sorbitan Monostearate, Beta Carotene (Color).
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give me a pint of heavy cream, a little vanilla, whatever Natural and/or Artificial Flavor flavorings would be good, some caster sugar, a big old bowl (ice cold, preferably copper), a big fracking whisk, and five minutes, and you will also hate Cool Whip...
It's not so much the ingredients, it's just that if you want whipped cream, the real thing is SOOOOOOOO MUCH better than aerated vegetable oil.
The one thing thing that scares me about Cool Whip is "Beta Carotene (Color)".
Beta Carotene is ORANGE!!!!
COOL WHIP IS WHITE!!!
That means they are correcting for BLUE!?!!?