Who would you keep as a Zombie Pet?

[chrisl317]

I'd keep these, if for nothing else a Zombie Celebrity Death Match.

.... Cheney and Rush Limbaugh.

Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie

Anyone else?

 

[CES]

If you're sure that you want to watch parts fall off of Angelina, then I get Brad.

 

[chrisl317]

If you're sure that you want to watch parts fall off of Angelina, then I get Brad.

That just might be how the zombie virus spreads - Zombie Botox!

I know! Let's put unzombied Brad in a big glass jar in the middle of the cage. Then the two can fight over dinner! Or we can strap them both down in chairs and see which one Zombie Brad goes to. No spiking hands with brain to influence the outcome!

The 4 I listed are kind of my "B" list of people I don't need around anymore except for morbid entertainment.

I say we put the zombieifed cast of "Friends" and "Seinfeld" on a big ice hockey rink and sell tickets, maybe even go "Pay per View" on cable! Zombies on Ice!

 

[CES]

So, this may be sacrilegious, but I'm not sure I want to watch even zombified Friends or Seinfeld. I do admit it would be an improvement.

Maybe i can get the virus to one of the local maid services. I want a zombie pet that will also clean house- and clean up after itself. Though my dogs will probably take care of any zombie bits that hit the floor. I hope they wouldn't snack on still attached zombie pieces or roll on the zombies. You know how much dogs like dead smelly things.

 

[chrisl317]

"I want a zombie pet that will also clean house- and clean up after itself."

My wife calls that a husband.

 

[CES]

"I want a zombie pet that will also clean house- and clean up after itself."

My wife calls that a husband.

How'd your wife find a husband that cleans?

 

[chrisl317]

I spent 6 years in the Marines! I even sew up holes in socks and do the dishes. Don't do windows though.

 

[CES]

Ah, she lucked out then. Some people who have those skills prefer not to use them, including me, I hate cleaning....thus the need for a zombie maid.

 

[whynotvap]

Martha Stewart. She'll cook, clean, and probably figure out 1001 things to do with zombie bits. If I can't get her, I want Michael Jackson. Come on, who wouldn't?

 

[CES]

"1001 things to do with zombie bits" sounds like a whole new thread...he he he

 

[chrisl317]

You mean Michael Jackson wasn't already a zombie? I mean he was falling apart bit by bit already before he died! Zombie Jesus juice anyone?

 

[CES]

I think Lorikay posted these in another thread, but here they are again

 

[ejoker]

sometimes, dead is betta ...

 

[whynotvap]

Awww, I want zom-zom the bunny!

As far as MJ goes... well the question wasn't 'Who would you zombify as a pet but...' Plus, in the name of bad taste of course, he'd get to be yet another color...green. Oh! Oh! Oh! He could bring peace to the middle east as a spokesman for Jordan!!! Black then white then green, add some red and a star...


It even looks kinda like a mouth too...

Yes I am a very bad person for making fun of serious matters like dead celebs and the problems in the middle east but it's what MJ would have wanted, I'm doing it er.. for the children.

 

[CES]

.... I'm doing it er.. for the children.

So did MJ (or was that "with" instead of "for"?)...either way, he is pre-qualified, being dead and all.

 

[chrisl317]

We'd at least need to confiscate his hands, if they're still there.

 

[whynotvap]

I don't think it was his hands he put on those kids... Just think, you could make your own zombieland. Ha, I think zombie bubbles is scarier that zombie clowns any day! Feces vs confetti... I'll take confetti any day.

Hmm, anyone remember that game Stubs the Zombie? I think that was the name of it. I could never find it when I looked for it, figures.

 

[Mac]

Margaret Hamberg.

 

[chrisl317]

"Margaret Hamberg"

and instead of brains for dinner she gets a twinkie and a bottle of Faygo Red Pop.
how's that Miss FDA?

 

[whynotvap]

"Margaret Hamberg"

and instead of brains for dinner she gets a twinkie and a bottle of Faygo Red Pop.
how's that Miss FDA?

Uh-uh, no way! She gets rice cakes, tofurkey, and caffeine free diet crystal pepsi! Oh and make sure you house her under the power lines next to a toxic waste dump

Wasting a Faygo on her that's good stuff Maynard!