Who would you keep as a Zombie Pet?

[chrisl317]

No what she was given is poetic justice for an FDA official. There is nothing but, chemicals in a twinkie, it has no shelf life, it'll last forever. Red Pop (you might be too young) was banned for the longest time due to Red Dye #5. I thought about maybe giving her a Tylenol too for zombie aches (remember the Tylenol scare?).

 

[whynotvap]

But I like Twinkies! Oh and the Red Dye #5 was just a setup for ADD and ADHD medications. I can't say as I've seen a change in child behavior (for the better anyway) in the last 20 years. For reference I was actually thinking about how I could have had an 18 year old kid if things had happened just slightly different oh so many years ago.

I still stand by feeding her the health food that tastes like crap, most of the things that are the most fun are also the worst for your health! vaping and maybe condoms are the only things that have mediated some of the risks associated with my favorite 'bad/dangerous' behaviors...

 

[CES]

Awww, I want zom-zom the bunny!

here ya go

 

[rfun6]

nothing but a bird

 

[chrisl317]

I can't tell what color that smear is on the front of bunny, but, it looks like a bear use him to wipe with!

 

[CES]

The zombunny stains are red on my screen...but i do agree it's a bizarre picture. why else post it?

Hi rfun6. What kind of bird? zombie sparrow? zombie parrot? Zombie parrot would be very cool.

 

[DragonVapor]

I nominate... The Zombie Bush Baby

 

[DragonVapor]

Oh you were talking about people... I'll Keep Lori cause shes funny (and already a zombie) And Red... cause shes hot... CES and Chris You two aren't allowed to be turned... Need you both with your cognitive facilities in tact

 

[rfun6]

a zombie finch/ or parakeet, something small. I want something I can keep in a cage, won't get out, won't bite me, or eat my brains, and turn me into one.

 

[whynotvap]

a zombie finch/ or parakeet, something small. I want something I can keep in a cage, won't get out, won't bite me, or eat my brains, and turn me into one.

You've never had a bird if you think it won't bite you. You might want a zombie green iguana (herbivore). I've been trying to figure out if you could infect a reptile with the virus, I think a zombified chameleon could infect the whole world!

 

[Mac]

You've never had a bird if you think it won't bite you. You might want a zombie green iguana (herbivore). I've been trying to figure out if you could infect a reptile with the virus, I think a zombified chameleon could infect the whole world!

Or worse yet zombie mosquitos!!!!

 

[chrisl317]

I nominate... The Zombie Bush Baby

It really needs to switch to decaf.

 

[chrisl317]

Or worse yet zombie mosquitos!!!!

Noooo! Them pesky little bugs are already vampires! Do you want a brain eating, blood drinking zombie bug flying around your ear at night when you're trying to sleep? What if it tunnels in through your ear, pigs out on your brain then tries to make it down through your artery and gets stuck. Then you turn into a zombie and you've got this thing in your neck going buzzz, buzzz, buzzz? That'd drive a poor zombie crazy. 8-o

 

[chrisl317]

a zombie finch/ or parakeet, something small. I want something I can keep in a cage, won't get out, won't bite me, or eat my brains, and turn me into one.

A buzzard would be good. It eats your left overs and is already kind of half zombie anyways.

 

[whynotvap]

Noooo! Them pesky little bugs are already vampires! Do you want a brain eating, blood drinking zombie bug flying around your ear at night when you're trying to sleep? What if it tunnels in through your ear, pigs out on your brain then tries to make it down through your artery and gets stuck. Then you turn into a zombie and you've got this thing in your neck going buzzz, buzzz, buzzz? That'd drive a poor zombie crazy. 8-o

Whoda thunk it? Texas is one step ahead of you!
Zombie bugs? Texas to deploy brain-eating flies in battle against fire ants

 

[chrisl317]

well call me Nostrazombus! Damn I'm good!

 

[CES]

Hey, Nostrazombus, can you tell us what will happen if the brain eating flies run out of fire ants to eat? If i find a rich old zombie pet guy willing to leave his fortune to me, will the zombie flies take him out without implicating me or should i go for the zombie mosquitos? If the answers to the above questions are "no", what lottery numbers should i pick for this week's drawing?

Answers in verse please.

 

[chrisl317]

Hey, Nostrazombus, can you tell us what will happen if the brain eating flies run out of fire ants to eat? If i find a rich old zombie pet guy willing to leave his fortune to me, will the zombie flies take him out without implicating me or should i go for the zombie mosquitos? If the answers to the above questions are "no", what lottery numbers should i pick for this week's drawing?

Answers in verse please.

You want me to rhyme??

The zombie flies have no more ants to eat
Now the zombie Frog's tongue to the flies, shall meet!

Old zombie pet guy, rich as can be
Using zombie flies for murder just can't be
See zombie flies lack focus and skill
but,
zombie mosquitos most certainly will kill!

21, 3, 54, 68, 29, 2 and 7


I feel Wayne Brady's presence, ooohmmm, ooohmmm...

 

[CES]

thank you wise Nostrazombus. With you and our fearless leader we can take over the world.

I AM impressed.

 

[Mac]

You want me to rhyme??

The zombie flies have no more ants to eat
Now the zombie Frog's tongue to the flies, shall meet!

Old zombie pet guy, rich as can be
Using zombie flies for murder just can't be
See zombie flies lack focus and skill
but,
zombie mosquitos most certainly will kill!

Kickin zombie rhymes????? Count me in:

The rich animated stiffs which you so cleverly described
Got that way from a topical spray I gave them when I arrived
And the reason those ants are gone is cause I got them in my pocket
And the zombie flies will all be hypnotized when I grab my mic and rock it
Two zero one two? Don't mind if I do jumpstart the zombie revolution
Cuz mutants and fiends will stifle all your screams as I watch in high resolution