Why have my farts...
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BLAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I've never heard of sting ring LOL. That cracked me up. Have to remember that.
I can't believe what this vaping is doing to my gas-production... last night I let one off that almost knocked me over when it hit the nostrils. My friends were last seen running out the door. There's a nationwide TV appeal for any sightings of them.
I learned from this; next time I held it in until I was well away from anyone.
oops.
Sorry forest....
There's lots of theories that aliens were involved in the Tunguska Event. The lack of evidence for this comes close to "proving" that aliens were involved in it. Because after rehearsing their "we come in peace" speech across 4000 light-years, they were so embarassed by the destruction an unfortunately-timed trouser-honk wreaked on Siberia that they erased any sign that they were ever here.
They're now lurking at one of the Lagrange points, and may get in touch with us soon when they think the smell (and our collective memories) may have cleared.
Judging by the effect of vaping on me, the more vapers there are the more comfortable our trans-galactic visitors might become about "coming out" and admitting to what happened back then on their first attempt at contact.
I learned from this; next time I held it in until I was well away from anyone.
oops.
Sorry forest....
There's lots of theories that aliens were involved in the Tunguska Event. The lack of evidence for this comes close to "proving" that aliens were involved in it. Because after rehearsing their "we come in peace" speech across 4000 light-years, they were so embarassed by the destruction an unfortunately-timed trouser-honk wreaked on Siberia that they erased any sign that they were ever here.
They're now lurking at one of the Lagrange points, and may get in touch with us soon when they think the smell (and our collective memories) may have cleared.
Judging by the effect of vaping on me, the more vapers there are the more comfortable our trans-galactic visitors might become about "coming out" and admitting to what happened back then on their first attempt at contact.
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So I stopped vaping for a bit, then after a while I started back on analogs again I'm now back to vaping since the my S.O. (former smoker) decided to start smoking again and we can't have that. So I got us back on the right track... Prodigal son returns...
I figured out what may have been causing some of the smell, it seems I've developed a case of lactose intolerance. GG aging. Haven't been vaping too long but it'll be interesting to see if the symptoms return.... especially since my girlfriend hasn't farted in front of or near me (except once while I was asleep) in the entirety of the year + that we've been dating. Don't tell her, but until she pops one off, I can't trust her enough to pop the question ... I'm an odd duck I guess. I just can't see myself marrying someone if they don't fart can't truly trust her
I'm amazed this thread is still somewhat alive
Was cracking up at some of the posts I hadn't read in the few months I was gone.
I'm now back to vaping since the my S.O. (former smoker) decided to start smoking again and we can't have that. So I got us back on the right track... Prodigal son returns...I figured out what may have been causing some of the smell, it seems I've developed a case of lactose intolerance. GG aging. Haven't been vaping too long but it'll be interesting to see if the symptoms return.... especially since my girlfriend hasn't farted in front of or near me (except once while I was asleep) in the entirety of the year + that we've been dating. Don't tell her, but until she pops one off, I can't trust her enough to pop the question ... I'm an odd duck I guess. I just can't see myself marrying someone if they don't fart
can't truly trust herI'm amazed this thread is still somewhat alive
Was cracking up at some of the posts I hadn't read in the few months I was gone.
I wouldn't worry until you begin to leave VISIBLE vapor trails out your offensive end. 
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Lately I've had the farts- bean and bacon flavored e-juice appears to be suspect! 
Of course this particular side effe t comes up while I'm training a group of people in a small room.....
My face and stomach hurt from laughing so much........love this thread. For the record, Crop Dusting is my favorite method of farting. Your gas expulsion to distance covered ratio has to be timed perfectly to get optimal fogability(yeah, I just made that word up). If you move to slow, you'll probably get busted by someone. If you move to fast, the fart will just end up wherever you stop and you will most definitely get busted. Plus, no one likes sitting in their own pew unless they are at church.
Worutaa......You GOTTA marry your girlfriend
.....and HURRY UP ....she obviously loves you very, very,very much...putting up with the horrible stench you are emmiting...pop the ? for gods sake
If you dont...you may end op with the kind of girl , who when she finally pops one, .....wil fly around the room...bouncing off the walls...and dissapear out the window
Vape on
.....and HURRY UP ....she obviously loves you very, very,very much...putting up with the horrible stench you are emmiting...pop the ? for gods sake If you dont...you may end op with the kind of girl , who when she finally pops one, .....wil fly around the room...bouncing off the walls...and dissapear out the window
Vape on
Lately I've had the farts- bean and bacon flavored e-juice appears to be suspect!
Ah young gas popper a true Master needs not of these things
When you can snatch the can of beans from my hand, and not need them you have reached enlightenment.
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