Why have my farts...
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Results from a recent Fart study
If you fart between 15 and 25 times a day, that is healthy.
That is based on average fart time length of 1.2 seconds.
If you want to count it out, the actual recommendation
is 18-30 seconds of fart per day. If you fart more than that,
you are depleting your body of air and making it hard to breathe.
Contrary to popular belief...
A fart is not a burp that comes out the other end
If you fart between 15 and 25 times a day, that is healthy.
That is based on average fart time length of 1.2 seconds.
If you want to count it out, the actual recommendation
is 18-30 seconds of fart per day. If you fart more than that,
you are depleting your body of air and making it hard to breathe.
Contrary to popular belief...
A fart is not a burp that comes out the other end
This thread made me laugh like a maniac. Had one of my dogs staring at me because of it... LOL
~Tiger
~Tiger
Results from a recent Fart study
If you fart between 15 and 25 times a day, that is healthy.
That is based on average fart time length of 1.2 seconds.
If you want to count it out, the actual recommendation
is 18-30 seconds of fart per day. If you fart more than that,
you are depleting your body of air and making it hard to breathe.
Contrary to popular belief...
A fart is not a burp that comes out the other end
A man step in to an elevator the door closes. He said I have good news and bad news
The good news is I only fart once a day. The bad news its that time
OH LOL
Yes...I have had many horrific rides on crowded elevators...those 1,2 seconds...can lead to several minutes of agony....gasping for air when you finally escape
Hmmmmm I wonder..... why this allways happens to me....hmmmmm
Big Tobacco......j,accuse
Yes...I have had many horrific rides on crowded elevators...those 1,2 seconds...can lead to several minutes of agony....gasping for air when you finally escape
Hmmmmm I wonder..... why this allways happens to me....hmmmmm
Big Tobacco......j,accuse
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So has anyone else had this problem, or is it just me?
Kinda hope it's just you..... LOL! Doubt I have that problem, at least hubby hasn't bought a gas mask yet!
well...you can sit next to me....safely
I am a member of womankind...and we do NOT EVER emit faul smells...oh no...most women are simply ....non-farters .... as am I I think much more scientific research is needed on this matter.
Vape on
There is something far worse than farts. When people use cheap or old perfume/cologne. When that mixes with BO, it seems to create an acrid odor that makes my nose burn.
Women can fart and laugh. Me and my partner do all the time! And, now that I can smell more things, I can smell her farts just as well as I can smell my own AND she doesn't even smoke! hahaha!!!
It feels better letting it out than holding it in! bwhahahahaha!!!
Jen
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This has got to be the best thread in the forum I've read in a long time. It's been awhile since I had sooo many good belly laughs!!
omg so true! I've been laughing so hard I peeed myself and farted while running to the toilet with a sudden onset of ........ !!!!
So glad I subscribed to this thread a while back.....it's like the gift that keeps on giving.
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