Why have my farts...

[calico21]

It has been a long time since I laughed that hard. Think I will hold off going to a vapefest though. I would be wondering if the fog was just from vaping. I thought I was bad, my wife refuses to live anywhere unless it has 2 bathrooms, One for just lil old me. We are both Nascar fans and got a hold of a yellow caution flag and when I go in for some serious business she requires the caution flag to be posted. Don't know why because I never shut the door. If vaping causes gas to be worse I going to have fun there are some people at work that need a serious crop dusting, Looking foward to it.

Okay I'm glad someone resurrected this post! I can't say that i found some of the earlier posts as funny as some other members did, but I guess it's all in how you relate to it. I couldn't stop laughing after this post long enough to relate it to my DH. As we don't literally put the flag up but do radio it in that the caution flag is out! He is also not allowed to eat any form of egg that is not freshly fried or scrambled. (Easter eggs = rot gut=.......)

 

[db13berry]

I love this thread.

 

[pounder]

Thank you for having the courage to boldly go where i dared not.I think it is a comdination of pg/vg and flavorings. i have accepted the fact that there will be those moments when i am out in public that i will suddenly find there isnt a living soul within a country mile of where i am. if anyone has a cure for this please do share the info.

 

[EricB]

Warning: Do not vape 100% PG after eating Tyson Anytizers Buffalo Style Chicken bites. If you do, you will get a bad case of sting ring. Nobody likes sting ring!

 

[dragonbone]

This thread is hysterical !

 

[tmcase]

I agree. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time and I'm only up to page 2.

 

[VapApe]

Well I was of the Shreck school long be for I started vapeing meaning If it was me you would be dead.

 

[EmmaJo]

I admit it...I read all 31 pages before posting. This thread has had me rolling! Nice feeling after a long day.

What was the topic again?

 

[Dieseler]

Try some Garlic Humus dip with chips and watch what happens later.

 

[Dieseler]

Oh another one if you have a dog never ever give them turkey scraps from the table and have him sit near (mans best friend) you that eve as you sit at computer reading the forum it will make your eyes water and you will regret them bombs ewww weeeeeee.
Mine even looks around his backside thinking what the heck was that.

 

[happiest in years]

I would say your nose is finally back to normal! Mine is and I try to smell all the good smelling things. LOL

 

[Torqueguy]

I for one have dedicated a lifetime to continuous fart improvements. Both my kids have advanced finger pulling degrees.

As a lifetime fart smeller, i take offense to anyone that tries to reduce the annular emissions. I do not believe in the re-distribution of farts and I hope that there is NO change

Gotta go, my brocolli, bean and hardboiled egg omlet is ready

 

[Beans]

Bwahahahahahaha. Hey! Would you lay off the Beans already! It's not ALWAYS my fault!

 

[Running Wolf]

Well on the upside do to an office building downtown where there are a few law firms and just crank out some raunchy farts in the elevators. Remember that lawyers are a larval form of politicians

 

[hairball]

Ham and beans with a new juice vendor always gets me "goin". Then at night, covers over the hubby's head like he used to do to me...paybacks are a ........bwahahaha...yes, we're a sick couple.

 

[Petrodus]

Time for a few Fart Jokes (again): My Link

 

[Island Vapor]

As long as your optical nerve does not get crossed up with your rectal nerve and you have a crappy outlook you will be ok LOL

 

[TennDave]

I think it's time that this thread gets bumped up again-
Fart on Vapers and Be Proud!!

 

[Trucapri]

It's totally hilarious, but so comforting for others to know . . . it happens!!!!!!! Now, can someone who has been vaping for let's say, a year, tell us if it ever goes away????

 

[seantex]

Dirty just plain dirty!