So I take it Sarge is your avatar? He's got that "Don't eat the stuff in the duct taped barrel..." look.
Why have my farts...
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Hahahaha! I SO know what you're saying! Your story is hilarious. . . Poor puppy and poor YOU! LOL
is that a bordeaux ? i have a cane corso (italian mastif) so ya i know exactley how sarge smells,lol , mine can sure clear a room and i am starting to think he knows it.
Yep, Sarge is my avatar. He is a bordeaux. l'll have to look up italian mastiffs, I love mastiffs. Before we had Sadie and Sarge we had an English Mastiff and he was our whole world. He died of old age and we couldn't bring ourselves to get another English mastiff so so we went with the bordeaux. I think there must be a direct relation between wrinkles and stinky farts. When I was a kid we had a sharpei and wow did he have stinky farts. My eyes STILL water just thinking about his farts and that was 20 years ago!!
We just had a litter of bordeaux puppies so now we have Sarge and Sadie and their 5 babies so you can just imagine how my house smells right now. I keep baking cookies hoping the stench will go away but now it just smells like cookie farts! LOL
We just had a litter of bordeaux puppies so now we have Sarge and Sadie and their 5 babies so you can just imagine how my house smells right now. I keep baking cookies hoping the stench will go away but now it just smells like cookie farts! LOL
Lmao dawn. Oh goodness not sure if that's not one of those times when you walk into a house and ask yourself "what is that?"
I bet the puppies are so sweet and cute though.
I bet the puppies are so sweet and cute though.
Haha, I think the wrinkles just trap the smell for transport!! I agree with Shell...I bet those puppies are SOO cute! A house full of puppy breath and puppy toots is truly a home
Funniest thread ever! Thanks for the laughs from the furniture moving to the Mating call to the granny's farting cane and so many more. I haven't laughed this hard in ages!! From now on I think I'll be feeling a lot less nervous about going to a VapeFest... terrified maybe, but not nervous!
Just got to the end of the excellently funny thread... I quit smoking analogs about 3 weeks ago- some farting but not bad...but when I do, I really do. I've had the ".... cheek clinch" down for years- hate being embarrassed in public, (certainly can relate to this on an airplane- letting it go slowly, like Carlin said, to just "give it a test" at say 10%...but when I'm home it's another story- yeah, I'm proud of them and everyone knows when I sit sideways on a stool or raise up a bit on a cheek, it's about to fly. My wife has a difficult time getting up in the morning... kisses and pleading won't do it, but if I let a good one loose and pull the sheets over her head, she's up in no time. She snores and farts in her sleep too but denies it to the N'th degree..
Keep those stories coming- I'll check back in here frequently I know!
Keep those stories coming- I'll check back in here frequently I know!
So has anyone else had this problem, or is it just me?
You are not the only one with this issue.
And IT is not because you can breath and smell better now either.
Even my kids have told me that something has crawled up my .... and died were as before
I started vaping they never said a word about the smell of my flatulence<< cute word for FART. lmao
I am glad to know that this problem is not just me or my wife and here farts smell just as bad as mine do now.
We have been vaping since june of 2010 and for the last 6 months our farts are killing our puppies!
We have been vaping since june of 2010 and for the last 6 months our farts are killing our puppies!
I also had the problem... it went away for me at about the time I had been vaping for 2 months exactly. I think my body got used to changes.I dont think it was diet related either, but was either PG or VG causing it. I'm just glad it subsided!!
My grandfather on my dad's side told me that I couldn't gett married until I found a man that could fart Dixie.
Farts on my dad's side of the family are something to be proud of and considered an art form.
Farts on my dad's side of the family are something to be proud of and considered an art form.
ROTFLOL!Believe it or not. A not so uncommon side effect of analog detoxing is bad gas. Use beano for 1-2 weeks. OR, have fun in the office for awhile. LOL
Haha, I love this thread, I keep checking back to see the new funnies! We have neighbors who will stand around and talk to us and just fart without pausing or backing away from the group or anything. We'll be standing out in the cul-de-sac with these neighbors and several other neighbors and they'll just fart openly. Once in a blue moon they'll say excuse me, but they usually don't. The husband actually lifts his leg a little bit to do the deed. The wife just grimaces and you wonder if she's having pain or what and suddenly you hear this huge fart. I'm not sure how to react to that?? In my mind I'm thinking "What the hell are you doing? Please don't fog up my personal space!" But there's no way to know how to react...sometimes I laugh, other times I pretend not to notice, other times I look at my husband with a shocked look on my face without even trying to hide my reaction from the farting neighbors...but it makes me very uncomfortable! Of course the husband also does farmer blows every time he gets out of his vehicle so I'd expect nothing less from either of them! So what is the proper reaction when you've just heard someone rip one?
applause? LOL Dawn, I'm not sure...in your case I reckon I'd just pretend not to notice. I do my goose honking at home but I don't subject strangers to it...just save it for my hubby!
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