Why have my farts...

[Bovinia]

i don't even want to know how you know that....

I did a google image search for ugly bugs, found the pic and researched from there. Yes I am easily amused

Ruben and Vander, I don't think Gas-X is something you would want to inhale into your lungs! It needs to get into your digestive track to work, inhaling and injesting are two different things.

 

[TennDave]

All I can say is don't let the FDA find this thread...
If they did and ever approved vaping they could approve a few things, starting with:
F.D.A. Fart Decreasing Atomizers.

 

[VanderVape]

I did a google image search for ugly bugs, found the pic and researched from there. Yes I am easily amused

Ruben and Vander, I don't think Gas-X is something you would want to inhale into your lungs! It needs to get into your digestive track to work, inhaling and injesting are two different things.

Well you never know. Lol it could be something they work in.

Fart decreasing attys. Oh goodness. So I wonder what they would do with cartos??

 

[warbdan]

The FDC (Fart Decreasing Cartos) is a separate government agency loosely affiliated with the FDA. You can find links to the FDC on the FDA's website.

 

[Bovinia]

The FDC (Fart Decreasing Cartos) is a separate government agency loosely affiliated with the FDA. You can find links to the FDC on the FDA's website.

 

[caz55]

Like the old joke my dad used to tell when someone farted: "Your breath smells the same but your voice has changed.

 

[fallon74]

MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! That's some funny shizzzz!!!!

 

[dysfoundation]

I think vaping is affecting my dog, I blew a cloud of smoke out then he looked right at me and blew the rankest fart...

Second Place is Dead Last

 

[MedsKid]

I have this problem however I drink almond milk so I think thats the cause of my family dropping like flies when I fart (ive even woke myself up at night with these stinkers)

Also LMAO at this topic

 

[classwife]

I refuse to let this thread get buried ! LOL !

 

[Mickey3Gun]

All I can say is don't let the FDA find this thread...
If they did and ever approved vaping they could approve a few things, starting with:
F.D.A. Fart Decreasing Atomizers.

On the bright side, if you could hook yourself up to a storage tank, well maybe you could get a grant for some type of green energy program. You know, power your gas appliances and stuff. It's a shame to waste all that methane

 

[muleygirl]

well I guess you have to vape a while and let it stew because I suddenly ramped them up. My wife walked in the tv room and stopped, looked at me wide eye and rubbed her fingers together... "oily" she said in a shocked voice.

I'm laughing so hard I can hardly type. Everytime I hear the word "oily" I burst into fits of giggles. Oh my aching guts.

This is the best thread EVER!

Try onion soup!! Produces some awesome .... vapor.

 

[Debian Dog]

now that you are no longer smoking, your sense of smell has come back.

HAHAH this -^ Now you know how others have suffered!

 

[kritter]

This thread STINKS!!!

 

[kritter]

I think my farts are in the key of e flat, anybody want to start a band?

 

[nonmalum]

Nicotine can stimulate your intestines, as for the rankness. Ok, call me bizzare, but for some inexplicable reason some of my explusions of gas had a distinct odor of the Vaporbomb Red Bomb I had been vaping earlier that day. Guess it could have been from my clothes (guilty of blowing out on tshirt).

 

[jsclmetrbl]

ok, im only on page 2, Iv heard the rofl line before but i am literally about to roll on the floor laughing jst wait till my girlfriend gets home im going to make her read this one.

 

[hippiebrian]

The more my farts stink, the prouder I am of them!

Then again, I have the sense of humor of a 10 year old boy...

 

[Dagar]

If a guy isn't proud of his rank smelling farts something's wrong. Secondly, maybe you're getting your sense of smell back after quitting cigarettes and they've always smelled just as rank as they do now. Be proud of your farts! They're a statement of quality manufacturing and product recognition!
I once let an SBD out that was so bad after eating powdered eggs, in a dept. store that it got two gays guys arguing with each other about which one did it. That was 15 years ago and my wife still remembers how bad it was and has never let me forget about the incident. Won't let me eat any eggs that don't come out of an egg shell either. I was proud of it then, I'm still proud of it now. It was a nasty foul smelling fart we'll never forget!!!

I laughed so hard reading this I was crying!! OMG...I'm still on the floor.

 

[Dagar]

As the World Turns..brought to by THE US NAVY...
and powdered eggs w/
Louisanna Hot Sausages

Our brave sailor stationed aboard the Big E was passing through the hanger bays and decided to relieve himself of the intestinial build up within his disgestive system from days of US Government sponsored meals. As he crossed from one side of the hangar bay to the other and started to head up the stairs to the Government approved smoking area he looked back noticing that the ripe smell of his "wind" had not only cleared the entire hangar bay but that those poor souls who were standing next to the piles of trash yet to be incinerated were gagging.

This wave of "wind" travel the entire length of the hangar bay a good 200 yards wiping out all human existence in its path. Standing on those stairs our seasoned veteran sailor puffed up his chest and proudly smiled upon his creation.

And that folks...is the kind of foul smell my husband can generate after eating almost anything..McDonalds is extremely dangerous. There have been nights where I have woke up from a sound sleep to see all the oxygen has been removed from the bedroom, the air is blue and I am hanging my head over the side of the bed gasping to breathe.

Needless to say I wanted to "share" and become part of the group and I will share with you that ladies don't fart they "fluff" and my "fluffs" never smell and if they do they smell like roses. My husband just snorted at the previous statement....

This is the absolute best thread I have ever read on the net...I am sending it friends who have had a bad day.

Keep on tootin' and vapin'