Tired of thinkin'thinkin'. Just gonna lob this out and get some beeyooty rest.
Though it seems kinda dirty to be puttin' a price on RUBY's "Ruby". . . .
OG: 145.95
Plus shipping and handling.
Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to RUBY's "Ruby".
Caution: RUBY's "Ruby" may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
RUBY's "Ruby" contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
Do not use RUBY's "Ruby" on concrete.
Discontinue use of RUBY's "Ruby" if any of the following occurs: itching, vertigo, dizziness, tingling in extremities, loss of balance or coordination, slurred speech, temporary blindness, profuse sweating, heart palpitations.
If RUBY's "Ruby" begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.
RUBY's "Ruby" may stick to certain types of skin.
When not in use, RUBY's "Ruby" should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration. Failure to do so relieves the makers of RUBY's "Ruby", Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company, Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.
Ingredients of RUBY's "Ruby" include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.
RUBY's "Ruby" has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.
Do not taunt RUBY's "Ruby".
RUBY's "Ruby" comes with a lifetime guarantee (HA! Dino wishes. . . .)
