You're lucky in that. I had an auntie that spit like an alpaca and it was very embarrassing. We once took her on holiday and it was less than pleasant. I'll never be able to show my face in Grimsby again. Police dogs were involved. {shudder}
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You're lucky in that. I had an auntie that spit like an alpaca and it was very embarrassing. We once took her on holiday and it was less than pleasant. I'll never be able to show my face in Grimsby again. Police dogs were involved. {shudder}
The good burghers of Grimsby love law and order as well as pets. Police dogs would be ideal there.
I think it's one of those modifying gene thingys to get more wool out of one animal. I'm confused though - would it be more effective to have two heads and one stomach or one head and two stomachs?
Two heads and one stomach could lead to arguments, whereas two stomachs and one head would lead to greater energy efficiency and general girth.
I was thinking of using fruit as batteries as mentioned earlier.
Fruit Battery Experiment
If you used matched pears then wool's willingness to expand would be a positive boon imho.
What about kumquats? I think kumquating would heat the coils up faster, although from what I have heard this temperature control thing is the bees knees. Do bees have knees? I think ants do, but they bend the wrong way.
i haz a sad. I lost my mum in Grimsby. The last I saw her was at the Fishing Heritage Centre. She told me to bugger off and left with a Spanish lad she met in a cafe.
Oh, oh, oh! I think you're right. This looks very efficient!
ETA: But, then, and, sorry. I forgot you already had lots of wool. What about looming it around ReadyxWick? I imagine it would be redundant, but you could make a fireproof afghan while you vape.
Oh, oh, oh! I think you're right. This looks very efficient!
ETA: But, then, and, sorry. I forgot you already had lots of wool. What about looming it around ReadyxWick? I imagine it would be redundant, but you could make a fireproof afghan while you vape.
It seems to have waterwings, which would be useful in event of flood (you wouldn't have to share a stinking boat with the Noahs).
Fire resistance is clearly important when vaping, and wool is a really bad conductor of heat (which is why it keeps us warm). Just sayin'.
I'm not sure of his name or if he was hairy. I was distracted by his titanium ProVari, I'd never seen one in person. Now that you mention it though, after the fire brigade left and the smoke cleared, one of the police dogs was missing. We all assumed he'd swum to Hull, but perhaps he ran off to Zumaia. It was probably too stressful for him to be a Belgian Shepherd in Grimsby. You know how they feel about Belgians.
Do I ever!
Titanium Provari? Is that the one that makes breakfast while you vape? Imagine it with a wooly jacket!
Titanium Provari? Is that the one that makes breakfast while you vape? Imagine it with a wooly jacket!
So sorry! I thought he was from Kentucky. I have a hard time with Cajun accents. I get confused with all the Polk Salad Annie stuff. Oh God! A gator got her grannie! It makes me think of my mum...
Don't weep, small predator - think of the wool! Vaping with added tidings of comfort and joy! Wow!
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