Written Submissions for the Xhaler Vote NOW!

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I have decided to leave the voting up to ECF members.
Here are all the Video Submissions, watch and vote for your favorite!
Voting ends Sunday Midnight EST!
1st place winner:
Choice of Kr808 starter kit, 510 starter kit or Greencig 220 starter kit!

Angie and I wanted to post apoll but max is for 15 video's so If everyone can just post your fav video# . This thread WILL CLOSE SUNDAY MIDNIGHT EST! Any edited post will not be counted.. make sure you know which video you like the most and vote now!
Winners will be announced by Monday night! Good Luck guys!
Watch for another contest thread for:
"Most outrageous"
"Funniest"
those can be videoes or songs!
"photo's since there were a few, you can pick your favorite. More details tomorrow, I did say this was EPIC!




#1.Posted by You tube:
Day Oh .--- Dayyyyy Oh --- Day Oh Dayyyyyy Oh
Day me say Day Oh (Day light come and we want our XHALER)
Day me say Dayyyyy Oh (Day light come and we want our XHALER)

Work all Night with a 808 (Day light come and we want our XHALER)
Cherry Bomb , Black tea, Pralines & CREAM (Day light come and we want our XHALER)
Come Mr. XHALERMAN "Save them BEARS" (Day light come and we want our XHALER)
Come Mr. NHaler Hand Over the XHALER (Day light come and we want our XHALER)
We Say Six foot, seven foot, eight foot CLOUDS (Day light come and we want our XHALERRRR)
NaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNa XHALER

#2 posted by dynawg
(With credit for the tune to Harry Nilsson)
Hv in X-Haler
Brother bought an e-cig, he paid for it a dime.
His sister had XHaler, she vaped for a time.
She put the juice in XHaler, she vaped it all up
She put the juice in XHaler, she vaped it all up
She put the juice in XHaler, she vaped it all up
She put the juice in XHaler, she called the Drew-man, woke him up,
And said, "Drewww, ain't there nothin' I can vape,
I say, Drewww, to make this vapin great?
I say, Drewww, ain't there nothin' I can vape,
I say, Drewww, to make this vapin great?"
"Now let me get this straight ",
Put the juice in XHaler, you vaped it all up
Put the juice in XHaler, you vaped it all up
Put the juice in XHaler, you vaped it all up
Put the juice in XHaler, you called your Drew-man, woke him up,
And say, 'Drewww, ain't there nothing I can vape,
I say, Drewww, to make this vapin great?
I say, Drewww, Drewww, ain't there nothin' I can vape,
I say, Drewww, Dreeeeewww, to make this vapin great?'
Put the HV in XHaler, use them both together,
Put the HV in XHaler, then you vape it better,
Put the HV in XHaler, vape it all up,
Put the HV in XHaler, and call me in the morning
Wouh wouh wouh wouh wouh
Brother bought an e-cig, he paid for it a dime.
His sister had XHaler, she vaped for a time.
She put the juice in XHaler, she vaped it all up
She put the juice in XHaler, she called the Drew-man, woke him up,
Say "Drewww, ain't there nothin' I can vape,
I say, Drewww, to make this vapin great?
I say, Drewww, ain't there nothin' I can vape,
I say Drewww! let me get this straight".
You put the juice in XHaler, vape it all up,
You put the juice in XHaler, vape it all up,
You put the juice in XHaler, vape it all up,
Put the HV in XHaler, you such a silly woman!,
Put the HV in XHaler, use them both together,
Put the HV in XHaler, then you vapin better.
Put the HV in XHaler, Vape them both down
Put the HV in XHaler, and call me in the morning
Woo Woo, ain't there nothin' you can vape, I say
Woo Woo, to make your vapin great,
You say woo woo ain't there nothin' I can vape, I say
Woo woo, to make your vapin great,
You say yah yah, ain't there nothin' I can vape, I say
Waah waah, to make the vapin great,
I say Drewww!, ain't there nothin' I can vape,
I say Drewww!, ain't there nothin' I can vape,
I say Drewww!, ain't there nothin' I can vape,
I say Drewww!, you such a silly woman!,
Put the HV in XHaler, use them both together,
Put the HV in XHaler, then you vapin better,
Put the HV in XHaler, Vape it all up,
Put the HV in XHaler, and call me in the moooooorning,
Yes, you call me in the morning,
If you call me in the morning, then [X5]

#3 posted by Josh
Nhaler Man (sung to the tune of Rocket Man by Elton John)
I bought my juice last night, online
Got my favorite, banana crème
And i'm gonna buy more of them
I tried other juice, it tastes alright
But not as good as this
Nhaler got it right
And i think i'm gonna vape a long long time
Till my juice bottle runs all bone-dry
It seems my thirty mil is nearly gone
Oh no no no, call Nhaler man
Nhaler man, i'm burnin' up his juice here all day long
China ain't the kind of place to buy your juice
In fact it's far as hell
And there's no one there to take your q's
And all this science i don't understand
That's why i leave it up to Drew
Nhaler man, Nhaler man
And i think i'm gonna vape a long long time
Till my juice bottle runs all bone-dry
It seems my thirty mil is nearly gone
Oh no no no, call Nhaler man
Nhaler man, i'm burnin' up his juice here all day long
And i think i'm gonna vape a long long time...

#4 posted by bwood12043
Submitted for bwood12043
My first humble attempt... sung to the tune of... well, if you are an Eagles fan, you will know...
On a dark smoking evening, nasty smell in my hair
Warm smoke of the stoagie, rising up through the air
Not far in the distance, I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to check it that night
There it was on the webpage;
I saw the NHaler goods,
And I was thinking to myself,
This could be heaven if it’s really that good.
Then I got that first order and Drew showed me the way
I was vaping all my cares away,
And lovin it more each day...
Welcome to NHaler excitement !
Such a lovely place
What a lovely place
Plenty of stuff for some Nhaler excitement
Any time of year, you can find it here !
Now here he comes with XHaler, it’s like a mercedes bends
It’s got plenty of pretty vapor, it will be your friend
We will count all our goodies, on that fine day.
We will dance as we open our box, and we all shout out to say….
Welcome to NHaler excitement !
Such a lovely place
What a lovely place
Plenty of stuff for some Nhaler excitement
Any time of year, you can find it here !

#5 posted by rfun6
Sung to Camp Town Races....
Drew has great products, sing this song
Do Da, Do Da
Nahler products all day long,
Oh Da Do, Da Day.
(Chorus) Gonna Vape all night,
Gonna Vape all day,
You too should buy some Nahler stuff
Do it now today!!
Nahler products are really great
Do Da, Do Da
Nahler liquids, I can't wait to vape
Oh Da, Do Da, Day
(Chorus) Gonna Vape all night
Gonna Vape all day
You too should buy some Nahler stuff
Do it now today!!
(Chorus) Vapor everywhere
Filling up the air,
You too should buy some Nahler stuff
Do it now today !!!

#5 posted by Laurel099
I like me some rock n roll music so we're using the tune "Whole Lotta Rosie" by AC/DC.
Gonna tell you a story
About a man I know
When it comes to vapor
He steals the show
He ain’t exactly pretty
He ain’t exactly small
Four,two,thirt’ninefiftysix
You could say he’s got it all
Never had an e-cig
Never had an e-cig like you
Doin’ all the things
Doin’ all the things you do
Ain’t no fairy story
Ain’t for the faint of heart
But you give it all you got
And the vapor will hit the mark!
You’ve got a whole lot of vapor
Got a whole lot of vapor
Gotta whole lot of vapor
Whole lot of vapor
And you’ve got a whole lot of Xhaler
Honey you can do it
Do it to me all night long
Only one who turn me
Only one who turn me on
All through the night time
Right around the clock
To my surprise
The Xhaler NEVER STOPS
Gotta whole lot of vapor
Whole lot of vapor
Whole lot vapor
I gotta whole lotta Xhaler

#6 posted by DraigTx
Dont worry about a thing,
Cause the Xhaler will be launched soon.
Dont worry about a thing,
Cause every little thing gonna work out right!
Rise up this mornin,
Reached for my inferior mod,
Three little drops
HV Black Raspberries and Cream
Puffin thick clouds
Of Nhaler goodness pure and true,
Sayin, (this is my message to you-ou-ou:)
Dont worry about a thing,
Cause the Xhaler will be coming soon.
Dont worry about a thing,
Cause every little thing Drew does works out right!
Darn inferior mod switch plays up,
Reached for mo HV juice,
Three little drops
Banana Cream Surprise
Dream of Xhaler perfection
Of Nhaler goodness pure and true,
Sayin, (this is my message to you-ou-ou:)
Dont worry about a thing,
Xhaler will be available when perfect.
Dont worry about a thing,
Cause Drew and Angie CARE about Me & You!

#7 posted by Buttercrunch

sung to the tune of "happy together" by the Turtles:
Imagine mail from Drew, I do
I dream about it every night, it’s only right..
To think about my mod, I want
To hold it tight
My brand new Xhaler!!
I can see me vapin’ high voltage from Drew
For all my life
When it gets here, I’ll be Xhalin’ big plumes
both day and night
Me and you, Pralines and cream
No matter what the voltage is, tastes like a dream!
The only mod for me is Drew’s , I’m beggin’ please…
Send my new Xhaler..!!!
So happy together
Me and my Xhaler
So happy together
Happy together
So happy together
with my new Xhaler (ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba)

#8 posted by Crashtest Jeep:
OK-so Im NO singer, and by NO MEANS a rapper, lol...but here;s a lil Rap" for the "XHALER"..
(Entry and in background behind beginning of starting verse and chorus)
"Nhale, Xhale, Nhale, Xhale......"
If you wanna quit the smokes
n take safer tokes
if your sick of all the jokes
from the nonsmokin folks
"Nhale, Xhale, Nhale, Xhale"
your done with all the hate
and startin to contemplate
what would happen if I quit
and tried out the vape
"Nhale, Xhale,Nhale,Xhale"
I cannot tell a lie
And aint gonna fake
I ordered the Xhaler
and put on the cape
.............
(shouted in background during chorus->)Xhaler Man got me and showed me the wayyyyyyy (Ayyyyy)
"Nhale, Xhale, Nhale, Xhale"
I used to smell funky
and my brain all loose
wit the haters lookin down
bout to hang me by a neuse
For them I got some words, I really wanna say
Now I choose Lung Juice
and I vape all day
......AYYYYYYYyyyyyyyyyy....
.............
(shouted in background during chorus->)Xhaler Man got me and showed me the wayyyyyyy (Ayyyyy)
"Nhale, Xhale, Nhale, Xhale"

#9 posted by Hittman:
Double Vision
I am not usually very creative but I had to at least try to get in on this contest. The following lyrics are to the music of Foreigner's Double Vision.
Feelin kinda nervous, Feelin kinda weak
I've been waiting for what seems like ten million weeks
It's time I had good vape, Drew don't make me wait
I wanna hit my xhaler til I can't see straight
Fill the room, till I've got double vision
It's no surprise, I'll have double vision
Ooh, when it gets here to me
It'll be new to me
That Xhaler may get the best of me

#10 posted by opuscroakus
NHalerville
Heres my sad little attempt for the contest. Supposed to be sung to Margaritaville. Please don't ask me to sing, we don't want the world to implode!
Vapin’ my pv,
watchin my tv;
All of those juices are smoke free.
Strummin' my six string on my front porch swing.
Smell those flavors
They're singin’ to me.
Wasted away again in NHalerville,
Searchin' for my XHaler with juice.
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame,
But I know it's not Angie’s fault.
Don't know the reason,
Stayed here all season
With nothing to show but this box mod I made.
But it's a real beauty,
A Rat Shack cutie, how it got here
I had to upgrade.
Wasted away again in NHalerville,
Searchin' for my XHaler with juice.
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame,
Now I think, - hell the fault could be Drews.
I blew out my atty,
Stepped on my catty,
Cut my heel, had to cruise on back home.
But there's juice in the pv,
And I will agree
It’s that NHaler concoction that helps me hang on.
Wasted away again in NHalerville
Searchin' for my XHaler with juice.
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame,
But I know, it's Drews damn fault.
Yes, and some people claim that there's a woman to blame
And I know it's Drews damn fault.

#11 POSTED BY amandaroseq
Every Breath I Vape ~ from the tune of Every Breath you Take by the Police
Every order you take
Every mod you make
Every sale you create
Every juice you make
I'll be vaping it
Every single day
Every juice you make
Every blend you create
Every liquid is great
I'll be vaping it
Since I found you I've been stuck with a smile upon my face
I dream at night I can only taste your vapes
I don't shop around cause its you I can't replace
I love your prices and I long for your great rates
I keep crying NHaler, NHaler, pleeeease.....
Oh can't you see
You belong to me
How my poor heart aches
With every breath I vape
Every order you take
Every mod you make
Every sale you create
Every juice you make
I'll be vaping it
Every single day
Every juice you make
Every blend you create
Every liquid is great
I'll be vaping it
:wub:
#12 by crashtest Jeep:
"Waiting to Exhale" Soundtrack
"SHOOP"
Every PV fails, even an atty sometimes
Sometimes it pops, and sometimes it clogs
For every win, some just fail
But there comes a point when...
When we Xhale, yeah yeah
Say, shoot, shoot, shoot...
All you do is say shoot, shoot, shoot...
My PV now, shoot, shoot...
Sometimes you laugh, sometimes you cry
Life never tells us, the whens and whys
When you've got juice, you wish to vape
You'll find a point when, you will XHale
Yeah, yeah
Say, shoot, shoot, shoot..
Say shootbedoo...
Oh, PVs are often broken
When ur in the middle of tokin'
At NHaler, there's answers to your prayers
If you're searching for, a place
A familiar face, somewhere to shop around
You should look inside Drews page
Find the XHaler, no more worry on ur face
you have found ur place
Now say WOOT, WOOT...
Feels all right, you can say WOOT...
IVE GOT XHALER NOWWWWWW!
Say WOOT! WOOT! WOOTBEDOOBIEDOOBIEDOOOO!!!!
IVE GOT XHALER NOWWWWWW!!!

#13 posted by crashtestjeep:
Burn It to the Ground – Nickelback
Well its midnight, damn right
We’re wound up too tight
I gotta fist full of LUNG JUICE, XHALER just NIC'D me
Ooooo
H-V MAKES ME JUST THAT cra-zy
We got no fear, no doubt, NHALER WONT RUN out
Were ON THE FORUM tonight (hey)
GOTA FEELIN XHALER MIGHT (hey)
GIVE US EVERYTHIN we want (hey)
FROM DREWS NHALER siTE (hey)
Were goin’ til the world stops turning
While we VAPE it to the MAX TOnight
screamin like deamons
swingin from the ceilings
I gotta BOTTLE FULL OF LYCHEE
XHALER JUST NIC'D ME
Ooooo
We got XHALER VAPE, GREAT taste
EVERY DROP, NO WASTE
OUR CARTS ARE , lined up
ATTYS down , firing out a THICK VAPE
Were ON THE FORUM tonight (hey)
GOTA FEELIN XHALER MIGHT (hey)
GIVE US EVERYTHIN we want (hey)
FROM DREWS NHALER siTE (hey)
Were goin’ til the world stops turning
While we VAPE it to the MAX TOnight
APIN ON THE CHERRY bomb
ILL USE IT TIL ITS ALL gone
Get your hands off of this glass
Last DROP my ...
FAST SHIP no WAIT, POSTMAN BRINGS IT IN DAYS
We got no fear no doubt DREW WONT LET US RUN out
Were ON THE FORUM tonight (hey)
GOTA FEELIN XHALER MIGHT (hey)
GIVE US EVERYTHIN we want (hey)
FROM DREWS NHALER siTE (hey)
Were goin’ til the world stops turning
While we VAPE it to the MAX TOnight
Were ON THE FORUM tonight (hey)
GOTA FEELIN XHALER MIGHT (hey)
GIVE US EVERYTHIN we want (hey)
FROM DREWS NHALER siTE (hey)
Were goin’ til the world stops turning
While we VAPE it to the MAX TOnight
oh, Yeauhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#14 posted by needvapor with failed video!
Drew's been working on the exhaler
All the live-long day.
Drew's been working on the exhaler
Just so he can give one away!
Don't you hear the cart I am blowing
do you care for the poor carebear
Don't you hear us were all shouting,
"Drew let go of the dang xhaler!""
Drew, won't you let go
Dinah, won't you let go
Dinah, won't you let go your Mod?
Dinah, won't you let go
Dinah, won't you let go
Dinah, won't you let go your MoD!
Someone's been vapin with Drew
Someone's been vapin I know
Someone's been vapin with Drew
Vapin on the Drewbacco
Singin' fi, fie, fiddly-i-o
Fi, fie, fiddly-i-o-o-o-o
Fi, fie, fiddly-i-o
Vapin on the drewbacco!
Someone's makin' love to Drew (Angie)
Someone's making love I know. (Angie stop it!)
Someone's making love to Drew
'Cause he wont let the Xhaler go!

#15 posted by Damulta:
Where have all good mods gone
And where are all the smoke?
Where’s the street-wise Drew
Too vape the rising odds?
Isn’t there a white mod upon a fiery steed?
Late at night I toss and turn and dream of what I need
I need a XHaler
I’m holding out for a Xhaler ‘til the end vape of the night
It’s gotta be strong
And It’s gotta be fast
And It’s gotta be fresh from the start
I need a XHaler
I’m holding out for a Xhaler ‘til the morning vape of the light
Drew’s gotta be sure
And it’s gotta be soon
And XHaler’s gotta be larger than life
Somewhere after midnight
In my wildest vapping fantasy
Somewhere just beyond my reach
There’s batteries reaching back for me
Vapping on the thunder and rising with the heat
It’s gonna take a XHaler to sweep me off my lungs
I need a XHaler
I’m holding out for a Xhaler ‘til the end vape of the night
It’s gotta be strong
And It’s gotta be fast
And It’s gotta be fresh from the start
I need a XHaler
I’m holding out for a Xhaler ‘til the morning vape of the light
Drew’s gotta be sure
And it’s gotta be soon
And XHaler’s gotta be larger than life
Up Where the mountains meet the heavens above
Out where the lightning splits the sea
I would swear that there’s Drew somewhere
Watching me
Through the wind and the chill and the rain
And the storm and the flood
I can feel his website
Like a fire in my blood
I need a XHaler
I’m holding out for a Xhaler ‘til the end vape of the night
It’s gotta be strong
And It’s gotta be fast
And It’s gotta be fresh from the start
I need a XHaler
I’m holding out for a Xhaler ‘til the morning vape of the light
Drew’s gotta be sure
And it’s gotta be soon
And XHaler’s gotta be larger than life

#16 posted by alphafemale:
You Make Loving Fun-Fleetwood Mac=You Make Vaping Fun
Sweet wonderful Drew
You make us happy with the things you do
Oh, can it be so
We can use our vapors wherever we go
I never did believe in chemicals
But I've a feeling it's time to try
I never did believe in the ways of drippin
But I'm beginning to wonder why
Don't, don't break the spell
Your juices are great and you know it well
You, you make vaping fun
And we don't have to tell you that NHaler is number one
Oooh....you make vaping fun (It's all I wanna do)
Oooh....you make vaping fun (It's all I wanna do)
Oooh....you make vaping fun (It's all I wanna do)

#17 posted by sstambo
I Want A New Mod lyrics
I want a new Mod
One that’s got throat kick
One that won't make me crash my car
Cause I’m tryin to drip
I want a new mod
One that won't cost tons a bread
One that won't make me wanna cry
cause batts just went dead
One that won't make me nervous
Wondering what to do
One that makes me feel like I feel when I vape true
Drew’s Xhaler Rules!!
I want a new mod
One made with skill
One that won't explode
Or maybe get me killed
I want a new mod
One red xhaler today
One that I can vape all night
One that I can vape all day
One that won't make me nervous
Wondering what to do
One that makes me feel like I feel when I vape true
Drew’s Xhaler Rules
I'm waiting on you baby
I want a new mod
One that vapes like it should
One that won't use up juice too bad
One that looks real freakin good
I want a new mod
One with no doubt
One that won't flood attys too much
Or make me really freak out
One that won't make me nervous
Wondering what to do
One that makes me feel like I feel when I vape true
Drew’s Xhaler Rules
Drew’s Xhaler Rules Ya Ya


#18 posted by uvtoCusmile:
Well here it is... a written entry... To the tune/beat of
Baby Got Back OR I Like Big Butts... Sir MixALot
I Like Big Mods and I can not lie
You other vapers can't deny
When Drew walks in with Drebacco Taste
and the Xhaler in your face
You Get Sprung!
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you know that mod is stuffed
With Drew's juice. He's got a huge selection,
I'm hooked and I can't stop vapin'
Oh Xhaler, I wanna vape ya
and taste High Voltage flava
My homeboys smoke cigs and choke
But the voltage you get
It ain't no joke
Drew, I will beg and plead
and get down on my knees
Choose my entry please!

Good Luck to everyone!'
VOTE NOW!
 

Luv2CUSmile

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Oh Wow... Really really tough cuz I like so many and a few of them were the songs I was going to do first... then I had to change for taking too long get brave- LOL

I have to choose #10- Opus w/ Margaritaville Version (First one I was going to use too)...

Yes, there are two #5 entries listed above- I hope everyone notices that...
 
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