"You know you're a Vaper when....."

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NotoriousJDP

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You know you're a Vaper when:

Your hubby borrows tools out of your toolbox. (volt meter reader, bolt cutters, screwdrivers,) and actually puts them away when finished so he doesn't mess up your vaping day.

When you have a plumes duel with the smoker standing near you. He started it, I finished it. :)

When hubby knows, without asking, the ss cable you asked him to pick up for you is for Vaping.

When family members excitedly report the Vaper seen & the "mod" that was being vaped.

When family members ask you to blow the plumes their way, to freshen the air after they ... ahem... let out some bottom end gas. :)

That's too funny! Vapor plumes always kick smoke plumes' butts.
 

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When you go traveling and you number your batteries for sequential use, list all the mods and juices you've packed with you, send a copy of the list to Dropbox for a backup, and all that results in an extra "vape bag" in your luggage that takes up the room that your toiletry bags should take up. I guess I won't take toiletries with me. :)
 

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That's too funny! Vapor plumes always kick smoke plumes' butts.

Being determined to win the duel, he took a long long hot box drag off his marlboro, looked me in the dueling eyes and exhaled a ton of lethal smoke. I could have taken a long long hot box drag off my Viva Nova filled with the mix of BB & GJ on my eGo Twist, but I knew I would cough my lungs out lol, so,.... I reached into the outside pouch of my purse, grabbed my long long magenta Lava Tube with the MMV-DID mounted on it, .... and before I could touch atty to lips, his eyes popped wide in OMG fashion, stomped out his remaining cigarette and promptly turned and fled.
True story. :) and now that he KNOWS these eCigs can out plume, I hope he's been searching the net to find a magenta star wars wand type eCig with silver filter tip. :) I really do hope he switched over, for his own health, if not for the next duel. :)

and to remain on topic:

You know you're a Vaper when you find yourself filling sunbeams with vapor from various paces away.
 

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you know your a vaper when....
You work in a scent free workplace, and a memo goes out to remind people to "not use body spray in the staff bathroom"...and everbody is puzzled except for you.
Oooops, looks like that stealth vape wasnt so stealthy after all!

How does that work? Can you not use scented shampoo? Soap? Detergent? Please tell me deodorant of some form is allowed.
 

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When you started with 2 VV ego style batteries, a couple ce6s, a Vivi nova and a few sample e-juices.

8 weeks later, you have 5 VV egos with a couple more in the mail, more clearos than you could vape dry in a week, 20 dripping attys, a 3 month supply of e-juices with more in the mail, a Vamo, a SiD, and several drip tips.

When, in 8 weeks, you have converted a friend, 3 coworkers (including your boss), and your mother (who smoked for over 50 years).

When people say you should open your own business because, you know so much about vaping and you already have enough supplies for a storefront.

When far too many of the posts in this thread pertain to you.

Wait, that makes me an obsessed vaper ;)
 

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Roflmao! Was just doing that with the wife's mio

I was looking at my Mio too!!! LOL!

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you know your a vaper when....
You work in a scent free workplace, and a memo goes out to remind people to "not use body spray in the staff bathroom"...and everbody is puzzled except for you.
Oooops, looks like that stealth vape wasnt so stealthy after all!
That's why I vape unflavored in the restroom at work. According to my daughter, it just has the faint smell like a fog machine at a concert.

ETA: I started vaping unflavored at work because I got tired of people asking why they smelled coffee (or one time waffles). I used to always vape Caramel Macchiato.
 
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