You know you've been vaping a long time when...

[Porphy]

You know you've been vaping a long time when...

• You get excited about a fresh atomizer.
• Your postman takes a defensive posture when you come near.
• You are an encyclopedia of battery knowledge.
• You see a new gadget in Best Buy and think, "I could mod that."
• The name doesn't matter. If it tastes good you WILL vape it.
• Instead of vaping the things you like to eat you eat the things you like to vape.

 

[hairball]

You know you've been vaping a long time when...

Your vaping gear is more organized than your house.
You ask the electrician at work to teach you how to read a voltsmeter.
You live on ECF to see what new gadgets are coming out.
You alphabetize your liquids.

 

[Porphy]

You alphabetize your liquids.

Ditto, so true.

 

[AlmightyGod]

When you have a dozen mods and can't bear to sell any of them, even the mods you don't use.

 

[Rar]

I love the one about getting excited about a fresh atomizer. That is SO TRUE for me. lol

 

[Liv2Ski]

When you have 2Liters of 100mg/ml nic and 160+ flavors and still order more

+1 on the MOD issue AG

 

[SMKNOMOR]

When your day revolves around when the mailman drops off the mail.
When you check your tracking 15 times a day just to see how much closer your new order is to your doorstep.
When you cant fall asleep until 1am after you vaped yourself into a near coma because you ordered way more than you should have and you have to try it all!!!

This is going to be a fun thread

 

[vapi]

When you stop popping bubble wrap because you know you're going to need it.

 

[Chelseafn]

When your roommate asks you WTH did you order this time!
When at least one package arrives a week.
When your GJ runs out and you cry.
Forgot to add.....When you look forward to your package that reads...You Rock!!!! I have to say no....Alien Vision Rocks!!

 

[SMKNOMOR]

+1 AVE Rocks

 

[jifjifjif]

You know you've been vaping a long time when.....

Your Q-tips are no longer used for cleaning your ears.
Your washcloths are used as a placemat to catch your juice spills.
You hear that a movie is rated PG and think of propylene glycol.
You start looking at Visine and nasal spray as potential juice bottles.
You see a street sign like "Jones Ave" and think "Jones AVE JUICE.COM"

.........and finally.........

You wake up to pee and you hit your pv because its got Gorilla Juice loaded up in it.

 

[cypresss]

You know you've been vaping a long time when...

You think of buying stock in a paper towel company
You actually have to think "where do I begin" when someone asks "what can you tell me about that device you're puffing on?"
You don't feel the slightest bit weird about being seen toting around vaseline, a syringe and Q-tips

 

[Porphy]

You know you've been vaping a long time when...
You actually have to think "where do I begin" when someone asks "what can you tell me about that device you're puffing on?"

HA! So true! I actually put down a bunch of information on my business card so I could trim down my 20minute patented "e-cigarette sales pitch" to 10 minutes LOL. My wife rolls her eyes when she hears the deep intake of breath as I prepare my onslaught of e-cig information hehehehe.

 

[jifjifjif]

My Mother asked me what my Reo Grand and Buzz were and as I started to explain, I could see her eyes glaze over with lack of interest. This really happened when I got into variable voltage.

 

[Ruppy]

You know you've been vaping a long time when...

The mailman knows you by name....
The guy at radio shack asks you if your a terrorist... (really happened)
You have to move a filing cabinet into the living room to hold your ejuice...
You calculate time away from power sources before leaving home for long periods....
Vaping supplies make their way into your actual dreams.....

 

[Jackinkc]

When you check the mail for incoming orders, it's not there yet, so you don't bother to pick up the other mail.

 

[Sly9377]

You make an Excel spreadsheet to keep all your juices organized

 

[Porphy]

You open up your lunchbox and it's all mods and accessories... no food in sight.

 

[sidetrack]

Your freezer has more PG,VG and 100mg nic juice than food.
You bought a seperate small frig to keep DIY supplies cool.
Your neighbors think you have moved because you are no longer out on the back porch smokin', actually happened to me.
You have to go to the neighbors for a match or a lighter to light the bar-b-que. You forgot you don't smoke anymore!
You memorized your favorite suppliers phone number and know them by name and the rest are on speed dial.
Your bank puts a hold on your account because they think your card has been stolen. Happened to me on a spending spree day.

And this is all in 3 1/2 months! I shudder to think of my list in a year.

 

[hiram13pm]

When you keep "mini-stockpiles" of backup stuff in your car, in your desk at work, at your friend's houses, etc.
When you have backups for your backups...
When you go on a weekend trip and take 2 weeks worth of juice and 8 days worth of charged batteries (and a charger. And a backup charger).
When you make it to the "Veteran's Forum" here
When you build a clear boxmod & start using Clearomizers to make "the Talk" easier & less requiring of a disassembly...
When most of your smoker friends have made the switch just to shut you up...
When no one in the public places you frequent asks you to "put that out" anymore, and they all know you by name...