You Know You've Been Vaping too Long When...

[DaBrat]

You know you've been vaping too long when...

... You need REAL fire for something around the house and have no idea where to find a lighter and have to knock on the neighbor's door.

.... You get ready for bed and feel a twinge of sadness when you have to take you ecig apart to drain the atty.

... You wake up in the morning and before getting coffee, you start stuffing carts to be sure you have a clean one for your strong morning vape.

... You accidently tell your co-workers you forgot to plug your cigarette in and then don't understand why they look at you funny.

 

[vconrad]

When you try to smoke your pen.

 

[Robert]

since your carrying a video camera, you drive around to two malls looking for the Smoking Everywhere kiosk.. You plan to act like a tourist and video the opening conversation with them, seeing if they tell the truth on camera.. The second part of the plan would be to pull out the 510 and start telling SE employees what a real e-cig looks like and cost!

 

[vconrad]

Or.....You try to sign a document with your 510.

 

[DaBrat]

When you try to smoke your pen.

ROFL... I've actually done this... black precise!

 

[Kate51]

OOps, got my purse, my Janty Stick, a spare battery, a newly filled juice bottle, locked the door.
Keys on the table. HA! got a spare house key somewhere.....It's like remembering the diaper bag and forgetting the Baby. Oh MG

!!

Everyone, my Cotinine level went from 4 ~ 200-500ng/ml (24mg/ml Juice) to level 3 ~ 100-200ng/ml (18mg/ml Juice) My Nic is DOWN
Hip Hip Hooray!! Hip Hip Hooray!! Hip Hip Hooray!! For Janty's a Jolly Good Fellow

Check this Thread, post 107

http://www.e-cigarette-forum.com/fo...-test-nicotine-blood-levels-3.html#post453043

 

[Levi]

You buy a digital camera, pull the camera out and chuck it and keep the case cause it works just perfect for hauling around your juice collection.

 

[Idahojo]

When you're on the Lorann's site picking new flavors and all of a sudden you see the recipe section and you're reminded people actually use these for cooking too.

Done the pen thing too many times to count.
Had to get the ink off my lips a few of those times.

When you adjust your schedule in order to be home when your order from China arrives.
Then you do the happy dance when it arrives.

 

[youfillintheblank]

when you smell traces of Riskee Yuice on your moustache (if ya got one) when walking around somewhere and think "man it smells good in here, what is that??"

When you have bad dreams about your e-liquid trying to escape from customs (it happened!!!)

you now personally own 29 different types of battery chargers.

 

[PakAdayX50]

When the knuckles of your left hand hold an inverted cart and a one dram bottle while your right hand holds the cartless cig and the dropper and you fill the cart to bubble top level and reassemble the cig without spilling a drop -- or releasing the steering wheel.

 

[DaBrat]

When the knuckles of your left hand hold an inverted cart and a one dram bottle while your right hand holds the cartless cig and the dropper and you fill the cart to bubble top level and reassemble the cig without spilling a drop -- or releasing the steering wheel.

8-o HEY!!! No texting... drinking or dripping while driving.... ROFL

 

[Kate51]

8-o HEY!!! No texting... drinking or dripping while driving.... ROFL

Please, don't distract him, he could hurt somebody!!!!

 

[happily]

You consider going back to church now that you can smoke(vape) during meetings

 

[SudokuGal]

You consider going back to church now that you can smoke(vape) during meetings

Oh my...I think this is the funniest one! Right up there with filling the cartridge while driving!

 

[malyden]

LOL this thread reminded me of another one http://www.e-cigarette-forum.com/forum/general-discussion/13586-you-know-you-hooked-vaping-when.html

 

[catlvr]

You consider going back to church now that you can smoke(vape) during meetings

Good one!! I know I had too much the other night when I almost threw mine out the car window!

 

[happily]

I seriously have over 900ml of juice and still lick my fingers when I spill and have a ziploc bag with every cart I ever bought(just in case I need to squeeze the juice)

this is sad

 

[nikomoul]

When the knuckles of your left hand hold an inverted cart and a one dram bottle while your right hand holds the cartless cig and the dropper and you fill the cart to bubble top level and reassemble the cig without spilling a drop -- or releasing the steering wheel.

Perfect! SOO true!

 

[nikomoul]

When the first thing you check in the morning is this forum... and the last thing before going to bed

When you start to like the name "Atty" for your firstborn.

When you drink water all day long, gargle with listerine, and suck on hard candies just so you can keep vaping

When your conversation with a fellow vaper goes something like "yea, i like the 401, but the 510 is better. It's my workhorse. I don't even need an analog when i've got vapor like this. Are you still using PG? I'm a VG person myself, but sometimes i throw a touch of everclear in mine. My atty clogged so i stopped dripping so much. You should dip, it's easier. Why not just buy a bunch of carts?. I bought a bunch of carts and some 555, but they got stuck in customs. You should have just bought your juice from JC. Well, yeah, but their new stuff's not as good as their old stuff. Hey, stop hogging the bubblegum"!

 

[brialeeanna20]

my fav is when you will stand out in 103f heat at your mail box and wait for mail lady so your juice wont have to spend on moment in the hot dark mailbox!! (and yes i do this all the time)