One of my friends expressed great concern to see a syringe lying on my kitchen counter. It was surrounded by spent cartomizers and open juice bottles so the intended use was clear.
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One of my friends expressed great concern to see a syringe lying on my kitchen counter. It was surrounded by spent cartomizers and open juice bottles so the intended use was clear.
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..if you're half asleep in church as the preacher approaches the pulpit to read from the Book of Genesis, and you pull out the instructions for your new AGA-T so you can follow along
You spend ridiculous amounts of money shopping online late at night with a fiendish desire when you see a beautiful (and seemingly hard to get) "MOD" available and then proceed to obsessively refresh their webpage on your order to see if it went from "accepted" to "processing" . . . . or . . could it be . . couuld it be?! Shipped?!! Now give me that dang tracking number so I can check it hourly . . in my fancy iPad app i bought to track packages with a map (thanks Jacoji)!
You have a friend that is as bad as you and all you can think of is an excuse to go hang out with them and vape talk for hours, our other friends think we're crazy drug addicts . . one was actually present for my 1st RBA building experience with blow torches, syringes and all. He was scared!
You just noticed that you have 48 posts and something magic must happen on ECF with 50 . . so here's 49!
So, Thursday this week? We need to get our Friday orders all lined up and Ahlusion might be here.
When you have to call your boss to say your are going to be 30 min late you have car trouble (but really its your battery wasnt quite charged)
You spend more time looking for "new" and "exciting" things for your vaping than you spend with your family...
When you spend hours looking for an e-cig study on the internet that will totally blow all the anti e-cig people out water, and when you cant find one you day dream how you would set up a good study...
You spend more time looking for "new" and "exciting" things for your vaping than you spend with your family...
When you spend hours looking for an e-cig study on the internet that will totally blow all the anti e-cig people out water, and when you cant find one you day dream how you would set up a good study...
..if you've ever been drunk and tried to screw your Zen Atty Pro onto the base of your electric toothbrush
You installed Google Chrome to translate Russian, German and Hungarian websites as your mod and RBA stalking has gone global.
You might be a vaper if:
Your kids/spouse want to know where the cake/cookies are because the house smells so good...and then get mad because it's your vape.
you have 20+ item wishlists at three different vendors because you are having a blast planning your upcoming orders.
You're considering making a custom display cabinet for your Zippos because you love them and want to have a reason to keep them.
You start trying to figure out how to mod your Zippos (or you do mod them) so you can use them as batteries.
You use USPS track and confirm several times a day checking on your pending vapemail.
You get more excited than your pets when you hear the mailman.
You spring clean your whole house, and replace all your air filters early, because the slight lingering stale smoke smell is driving you nuts.
You suddenly find yourself able to run up a flight of stairs for the first time in years.
You spend hours every day for a week tasting 20 different desserts and lose three pounds.
You are surprised that people are confused by the three different lanyards (with three different pv's and flavors) you are wearing while you grocery shop.
You forget to eat, because your current flavor tastes so good.
You buy a larger purse with a built in organizer so you have space for your backups and extra juice.
You go in for a six month check-up and when the doctor asks you how much you have been smoking, you get to grin and say "I quit"
You start to analyze craft totes and fishing tackle boxes to figure out which ones would work well for your vaping supplies.
You are perfectly happy to spend half an hour explaining vaping to a complete stranger, who saw you vaping while they were having a cigarette, just because you hope you can help them to make the switch too.
You friend (who loves Dr. Who) gets all kinds of ...... at you because your new PV looks just like the tenth doctors sonic screwdriver and she really wants one.
Your kids/spouse want to know where the cake/cookies are because the house smells so good...and then get mad because it's your vape.
you have 20+ item wishlists at three different vendors because you are having a blast planning your upcoming orders.
You're considering making a custom display cabinet for your Zippos because you love them and want to have a reason to keep them.
You start trying to figure out how to mod your Zippos (or you do mod them) so you can use them as batteries.
You use USPS track and confirm several times a day checking on your pending vapemail.
You get more excited than your pets when you hear the mailman.
You spring clean your whole house, and replace all your air filters early, because the slight lingering stale smoke smell is driving you nuts.
You suddenly find yourself able to run up a flight of stairs for the first time in years.
You spend hours every day for a week tasting 20 different desserts and lose three pounds.
You are surprised that people are confused by the three different lanyards (with three different pv's and flavors) you are wearing while you grocery shop.
You forget to eat, because your current flavor tastes so good.
You buy a larger purse with a built in organizer so you have space for your backups and extra juice.
You go in for a six month check-up and when the doctor asks you how much you have been smoking, you get to grin and say "I quit"
You start to analyze craft totes and fishing tackle boxes to figure out which ones would work well for your vaping supplies.
You are perfectly happy to spend half an hour explaining vaping to a complete stranger, who saw you vaping while they were having a cigarette, just because you hope you can help them to make the switch too.
You friend (who loves Dr. Who) gets all kinds of ...... at you because your new PV looks just like the tenth doctors sonic screwdriver and she really wants one.
You ask your mailman to be Godfather to your child because you hope by sucking up, he'll deliver your mail earlier in the day.
You panic when a guest asks for a drink with vodka because you're afraid if they drink it, there won't be enough left to clean your attys.
Ninety percent of your mail has the word "vape" in the return address.
ECF is your homepage on your laptop.
You can hold your PV in your cleavage and lean down for a vape when both hands are full.
You panic when a guest asks for a drink with vodka because you're afraid if they drink it, there won't be enough left to clean your attys.
Ninety percent of your mail has the word "vape" in the return address.
ECF is your homepage on your laptop.
You can hold your PV in your cleavage and lean down for a vape when both hands are full.
Your husband comes home from work, sees the Everclear on the counter, asks "Was it really that kind of day?!?" and you don't realize he thinks you're drinking it...
An idea for a new 'reality' TV series -- "Vapers and their Enablers"! e-Cig users and the Suppliers who feed their frenzy...
If you're dreading warmer weather because you're concerned where you'll stash your rig when it's not in your hand.
When you can't remember when the last time was when you went home and did your old hobby because now you always run home to fiddle with the vaping stuff.
(Mine was playing guitar)
(Mine was playing guitar)
when your wife is actually ready to go before you. (now where did I put that juice, oh I need another battery, should I bring my ProVari with the glass tank, or the dripper? Wheres my backup! I need a man purse.
Forgot my keys!!
Forgot my keys!!
You arranged a big picnic on a foggy day and you're the only one happy to be there.
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