Just thought I'd let you know where you would all be staying on your "road trip". As I said earlier, our house is an old workers cottage in regional australia. It's 130 years old. It's small (although the back yard is huge) and we don't have a guest room as such.
Most of it has been extensively renovated, but the old outhouse (outside toilet) is still standing. The actual toilet has been removed, and we now keep our lawn mower in it. I'm happy to pull the lawnmower out so you can all stay. But as I said, it will be cozy. And the blue tongue lizards and goannas may resent your intrusion. But still, you are all welcome!

Hey, why don't FSUSA ever have a "show us your guest room" competition? With such a gorgeous facility, I would win easily!
Most of it has been extensively renovated, but the old outhouse (outside toilet) is still standing. The actual toilet has been removed, and we now keep our lawn mower in it. I'm happy to pull the lawnmower out so you can all stay. But as I said, it will be cozy. And the blue tongue lizards and goannas may resent your intrusion. But still, you are all welcome!

Hey, why don't FSUSA ever have a "show us your guest room" competition? With such a gorgeous facility, I would win easily!