I don't particularly care for unflavored juice at all actually. I think I would dislike it EVEN more if it was FOISTED upon me, also. That would just make me righteously angry.
New York sucks so hard. It just does. It just HAS to be the first, the worst, the blah blah blah etc. If something bad has to happen, New York just has to make it so.
Like, 9/11. I'm not blaming New York exactly but there is something about the twin towers that well... I don't think the terrorists liked New York either, either that or they knew that like, the New Yorkers would like, brand together and we'd never hear the end of it. I mean no offense but the BEST thing about my 9/11 this year is no one mentioned the terrorism at ALL.
The righteous of New York are like the righteous Jews of religion... It's like OKAY WE GET IT SOMETHING TERRIBLE HAPPENED but NO we don't we don't need to define ourselves by it for the rest of the generations of our tribe.
Now NY is genociding flavors. It's like they HAVE to have bad stuff happen 24-7 all the time and then they tax anyone who is upset. You could not pay me enough to live there.
Well, that's not true. But it would have to be enough so that couriers tended to my every need, including gentlemen in loincloths like, waving palm trees over me while someone... IDK fed me grapes whilst singing my favorite tunes (in tune.) I'm trying to think of something great, since it's New York, but no it would definitely have to be out of season CHERRIES.
New York, you should be ashamed of yourself. You are a massive FAIL as a state, and I'm kind of hating you right now. Not the saddened, tragic people trapped in your grip YOU as a state.
Anna