Write a poem about vaping

[NoobJens007]

I wrote a poem because I just love vaping so much,
please add yours too in this thread.

"Ive been vaping my way in to your heart
Cigarettes are dumb, vaping is smart
Youre still on the stinkies, I fall in sometimes
Stinkies give you wrinkles, fill you with tar

Now I can finally walk up the stairs
Without feeling dizzy, I can go anywhere
Why all the controversy, laws and regulation
I hope there are places for vapers in heaven"

 

[Whatnametouse]

OK


At first a slight pull, then increase the watts

The dripper’s moist cotton, in the coil is caught

The taste lingers on, and I smile as I think

That cigarette’s taste, and that God awful stink


Nope can’t run a mile and don’t buy those threads

But I know deep down it’s better, and I feel it in my head

I look at my collection, and think it’s oh so funny

It may be quite healthier, BUT I AIN’T SAVING ANY MONEY


So I salute my vape friends for the know the truth to be so

That governments, and healthcare treat us all so very low

But screw em I say, and the fight must never abate

And to the haters, don’t touch my ....in’ vape

 

[NoobJens007]

Thank you for your contribution. Here in Denmark it is still cheaper than smoking,
but I wonder for how long.