Saw this somewhere while I was looking for something. Thought it was kinda funny and could use a similar spot on ECF. Here are some examples from the thread mixed in with a few of my own:
1) an accessory kit that makes a vaper look like a drug user
Every time I switch out tanks or get a refill bottle out when I'm at work from my vape case. I feel like I am step away from a belt around my arm and being passed out on the toilet with Lou Reed playing in the background![]()
The Velvet Underground-...... - YouTube...still a great song, even if it represents part of the exasperation that brought you to the thread.
Learning on ECF that there is a Hot Pocket Posse and not knowing how to join!
Ouch. I've just bought some safety glasses. Maybe I should have gone for goggles...
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googolplex + 7) Trying to get the cheap plastic loupe I've bought for learning Genisis style rebuilds to stay in my eye for more than 6 seconds. Who builds these things? My eye is not that shape. I'm going to stick my neck out, and say that in the entire variegated splendour of the history of evolution, animal plant or bloody mushroom, there has never been anything with an eye that shape.
Having to buy a box of Q-Tips just for your battery contacts![]()
Ordering a sample & falling in love with it straight out of the mailbox. Back I go to order more, sigh.
How do you clean your ears without them?
####) Thinking between the seat and the center console would be good enough place to keep my Genny upright while parked until I was ready for it. Getting ready for it and immediately upon the lightest contact, or maybe even thinking about it too hard, said Genny falls below the seat and completely &@$%$#* disappears! I think it fell into the one hole in the carpet where the wires for the seat go through. Now I have to remove the seat from my car to fish the )*&($^(@* thing outta there!
Is that worse than dropping a burning cig down there?!?