100+ Unexpected Benefits Of Vaping

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tippyclubb

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Never having to hear the nagging voices of family or friends saying " You need to quit that smoking, its going to kill you " So now that I have quit smoking and talk about vaping they don't want to hear about it. Too bad! I listen to your crap for years---Oooohhhh, your going to hear all about my e-cig's at every family function whether you like it , or not.

Oh by the way to OP--Great thread!
 
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71) Those tastes you will never miss:

1) Half-lit .... When you suck good and hard, get nothing, and cough your guts up. Speaking of which...
2) Coughed-up smoke. Why does it taste that bad, when it tasted OK half a second ago? What can I have possibly done to it in the mean time?
3) Cherry + raindrop. Indescribably unpleasant precursor to vaping
4) ...-.... roll-up... God, I can't believe I ever did that. I couldn't believe I was doing it at the time, but I believe it now even less
5) My own mouth, some mornings. Nothing ruins the moment like waking up, having a cuddle, and saying "I'm just gonna go brush my teeth before I kiss you good morning. Because frankly I stink". I would like to formally apologise to all my exes. Support lines are available.
 

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75. Liking flavors of e-liquids when I don't like the same flavor in real food. That surprised me.

76. Having something to put into all those plastic storage containers I bought on sale but never used. They work nicely to keep my liquid and gear organized.

77. Not having to stop what I'm doing to light up and finish a whole cigarette. I can take a quick vape or two and continue. I get so much more accomplished.

78. Emptying the trash cans used to be a chore because the stink of the butts was overwhelming. Now my office trash smells like vanilla and butterscotch.

79. No more late at night panic because I realize I only have a couple of cigs left and I know I won't want to run to the store before having my coffee in the morning. I have juice and juice and juice to last for months.

80. A big one for me since I travel a lot--no longer worrying about non-smoking rooms in hotels. Sometimes, the only hotels with rooms available were completely non-smoking and I would spend more time outside than in my room. Now I happily vape away in the bed while watching an in-room movie or writing.
 

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81) The philosophical and scientific knots. I actually enjoy reading all the debate about safety and politics, even if it can be worrying sometimes - some really great thinkers and debaters on this forum.

They say you can't prove a negative. But that's a negative proposition, so can you actually prove it?
 

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82) Been mentioned before but I wanted to bring it up again. Knowing that we can stay in ANY motel or hotel we want and not have to worry about a "non smoking" policy and end up having to stay in some grubby dive because it's the only one that will let us smoke in our rooms. OR, having to stay in a non smoking hotel...and spending more time running down the hall to the back door to stand outside with a rock holding the door open gazing at the interstate and hating every minute of it.
 

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83) Not getting locked out of places!

Oh my days! I walked out of Geneva airport at about 1 am, in the middle of January, to go for a smoke. They locked the blooming doors behind me, didn't they. Did star jumps to avoid death till about 6am when they opened them again. Fortunate that they didn't speak very good English, because I used some immoderate language. And they probably had guns...

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Also, 84) Fun with combinations!

If I gave up vaping now, I reckon I'd have to start creating weird Frankencigarettes... the .... of a Camel, the skin from an Embassy No. 1, and B&H tobacco in a Marlboro box. This would be both expensive and pointless.
 
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