71) Those tastes you will never miss:
1) Half-lit .... When you suck good and hard, get nothing, and cough your guts up. Speaking of which...
2) Coughed-up smoke. Why does it taste that bad, when it tasted OK half a second ago? What can I have possibly done to it in the mean time?
3) Cherry + raindrop. Indescribably unpleasant precursor to vaping
4) ...-.... roll-up... God, I can't believe I ever did that. I couldn't believe I was doing it at the time, but I believe it now even less
5) My own mouth, some mornings. Nothing ruins the moment like waking up, having a cuddle, and saying "I'm just gonna go brush my teeth before I kiss you good morning. Because frankly I stink". I would like to formally apologise to all my exes. Support lines are available.