$40 gift certificate contest

[loxmythe]

I have heard that. Can you get this "Spam" online? I don't go to the grocery store, because "they" are tracking my purchases there.

I don't think so. I remember seeing an anti spam policy posted somewhere. I always wondered why.
Good god they're everywhere.

 

[DemonCowboy]

actually, i think you can, that's the scary part

 

[KarrMcDebt]

Spam monkeys are very very dangerous, you'll never reach the outskirts in time.

 

[LowThudd]

actually, i think you can, that's the scary part

Hmm. Apears to be a meat product. Do they make Vegan spam? I am trying to avoid eating anything that is an alien GMO. Difficult these days.

 

[DemonCowboy]

Hmm. Apears to be a meat product. Do they make Vegan spam? I am trying to avoid eating anything that is an alien GMO. Difficult these days.

don't worry spam is guaranteed to have no alien parts or bi-products, it's 100% soylent green

 

[Automaton]

Spam monkeys on roombas are the worst. They fling poo AND collect information for the robot overlords.

 

[LowThudd]

Spam monkeys are very very dangerous, you'll never reach the outskirts in time.

Is this "Spam" made from monkeys?!?! Now I am REALLY concerned. (are they watching me now?)

 

[loxmythe]

I love soylent green. Great way to - Have a friend for dinner.

 

[DemonCowboy]

I love soylent green. Great way to - Have a friend for dinner.

i know some ppl where that'd probably be their ONLY contribution to society... it's against basic rights though as it forces everybody to be useful at least 1'ce...lol

 

[LowThudd]

*tosses his supply of soylent green as he finds out it's made from people*

 

[loxmythe]

*tosses his supply of soylent freen as he finds out it's made from people*

Soylent green is people!? Aarrrgghgh we eating people?! Noooooo

 

[DemonCowboy]

*tosses his supply of soylent freen as he finds out it's made from people*

Soylent green is people!? Aarrrgghgh we eating people?! Noooooo

no, see he said soylent FREEN not soylent GREEN, u'r fine

on that note it's 5:30am and i'm going to see if i can get a few hrs sleep...lol i should b up between 9 and 11...lol

 

[LowThudd]

Soylent green is people!? Aarrrgghgh we eating people?! Noooooo

I was just looking online and I found what appears to be a documentary on this very subject titled "Soylent Green". So, we must not be the first to realize it. In Fact, Charelton Heston narates this "Docudrama". It must be true, because he was leader of the NRA. And we all know that group is anti-alien.

 

[Sylvie]

So I'm sitting here drinking my first cup of coffee and finished reading all ten pages, just to learn that:

 

[LowThudd]

So I'm sitting here drinking my first cup of coffee and finished reading all ten pages, just to learn that:

Well now you know, and knowing is half the battle.

 

[GtrSoloist]

Wow, nice idea for a contest.

 

[danlisi]

Just thought I'd post something to get a chance at winning I never win anything

 

[Justin25]

this is a great idea for a contest

 

[Automaton]

Just thought I'd post something to get a chance at winning I never win anything

Eh, me neither. But it's a good excuse to talk about aliens, monkeys, and soylent green with the PIF family. And hey, maybe it's your lucky day.

 

[Justin25]

Just thought I'd post something to get a chance at winning I never win anything

ive partcipated in so many so far also and havent won any im sure our time will come eventually, thats why i havent given up yet