A girl and a reo walk into a vape shop

[WeedyBroccoliBee]

I was looking around the local vape shop yesterday and the owner comes up to me points to the reo (aka Bob) in my hand and asked “whats that you got there?” I tell him its a reo grand. He takes it and looks it over and hands it back shaking his head with a stupid smirk on his face and says “ silly little thing isn’t it?, We looked into selling those, but found NO ONE WANTED them absolutely Zero market. ” he goes on to tell me how Awesome he and his store is and how they only sell the Best High End stuff and that I needed to seriously think about Upgrading.........
and then I LOLed and left thinking.. Was that real LIFE?!?!?

 

[RSZ1]

Forgive them, for they know not what they do.

 

[quincas]

Aren't we an exclusive group? [emoji4]

 

[MamaTried]

Forgive them, for they know not what they do.

but Robert will not die for their sins...

 

[Maverickbo]

Lol! I've had that conversation so many times.

 

[danaway]

But, did you end up upgrading to the latest ego? Is it time for me to chuck away my REOs?

 

[WeedyBroccoliBee]

I've had plenty of people ask what it was, but thats the first time I was talked to like I was an idiot.
how much you want to bet the bonehead was googling REO before I made it to my car?

 

[pwheeler]

I get the same question marks over their heads. They pull out their top of the line vape, an Evod or Siglei with a Natilus or similar, and I have to laugh to myself. But to actually come out and say you should seriously upgrade? It's amazing how ignorance manifests itself.

 

[twgbonehead]

I've had plenty of people ask what it was, but thats the first time I was talked to like I was an idiot.
how much you want to bet the bonehead was googling REO before I made it to my car?

As an expert on boneheads, I bet he was googling "Rio Grande"

 

[WeedyBroccoliBee]

he was pushing something that looked like a flask... but he had already showed what an idiot he was I wasn't listening.

 

[unsure]

Ignorance is bliss.

 

[WeedyBroccoliBee]

But, did you end up upgrading to the latest ego? Is it time for me to chuck away my REOs?

Yes! Chuck them my way.. I only have one

 

[REDFISHIN]

Yep, absolutely no market for Reo's. Thats why I have 2 and want to get a 3rd, and also why I haven't looked for anything else since I got my Reo's. To each their own I guess, hard to know what you are missing if you have never tried it

 

[Raynman]

At least at the place I go to they know what I've got. If someone told me I ought to upgrade I'd have to say. Well you know Sparky when you have one of these you have the best, but what do I know I only have 14 of them. If I know I'm going to a Vape store I usually have 5 or 6 of them with me in my vest.

 

[rudy4653]

Should have squonked, taken a nice slow drag off your 1.0 ohm atty and blown a huge plume in his face and watch him 'dissapear" !!

 

[BockinBboy]

^ This... to the unaccepting folks, I just make them disappear in a swift cloud of vapour.

- Bboy

 

[Filthy-Beast]

I was looking around the local vape shop yesterday and the owner comes up to me points to the reo (aka Bob) in my hand and asked “whats that you got there?” I tell him its a reo grand. He takes it and looks it over and hands it back shaking his head with a stupid smirk on his face and says “ silly little thing isn’t it?, We looked into selling those, but found NO ONE WANTED them absolutely Zero market. ” he goes on to tell me how Awesome he and his store is and how they only sell the Best High End stuff and that I needed to seriously think about Upgrading.........
and then I LOLed and left thinking.. Was that real LIFE?!?!?

I would have asked if he thought dripping was better than tanks and then asked to see his top of line bottom feed. then would have said "So you really don't carry high end stuff"

 

[eratikmind]

That account hits home with me, as I was of the very same mentality not so very long ago.

Two REOs later, I say, leave the lights of Reoville on, as some these people will be knocking upon its doors in the future.

 

[resqx]

and here i am with 9 of these useless reos

 

[pennysmalls]

I must be really stoopid, I just posted a picture of the five that I have lol!

I love your username WeedyBroccoliBee! I'm really into nicknames and I might have to steal yours for one of my kids!

I decided to visit my local vape shop a couple of weeks ago, I have no idea why, call it HOPE or something insignifigant like that. Anyway, I was browsing around noticing that nothing has changed there, same crappy stuff they had when they first opened, when the kid (zits and all) behing the counter asked me about my purple mini. I told him what it was and he said "oh, it's cute."

Then he proceeded to take a very exaggerated vape on his clone tube steak when I began asking about kanthal and readyxwick and drippy tips. After picking his jaw up out of his lap he recovered and gave me what for. He tried to look at me like I had no clue and began explaining to me that they have no customers interested in glass tips, they were out of kanthal, and they aren't interested in selling rxw cause it's not safe. *sigh* I hate my local vape shop, it sucks butter milk.