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SudokuGal

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Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida , are all excited
about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss
the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they
go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"


The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart Medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds "

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Jacob: "How about suppositories?"
Pharmacist: "You bet!"

Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for
Parkinson's disease?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"
Pharmacist: "We sure do."

Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and Sizes.."

Jacob: "Adult diapers?"
Pharmacist: "Sure.."


Jacob: "Great! We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."
 

Mary Kay

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Your entire childhood in one e-mail!


45 rpm spindles



Green Stamps



Metal ice cubes trays with levers



Beanie and Cecil

Roller-skate keys



Corkpop guns


Marlin Perkins



Drive in Movies ;



Drive in restaurants



Car Hops

Studebakers



Topo Gigio



Washtub wringers



The Fuller Brush Man



Sky King



Reel-To-Reel tape recorders



Tinker toys

Erector Sets

Lincoln Logs



15 cent McDonald hamburgers



5 cent packs of baseball cards



Penny candy



25 cent a gallon gasoline



Jiffy Pop popcorn



5 cent stamps



Gum wrapper chains



Chatty Cathy dolls

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5 cent Cokes



Speedy Alka-Seltzer



Cigarettes for Christmas



Falstaff Beer

Burma Shave signs



Brownie camera



Flash bulbs



TV Test patterns



Old Yeller



Chef Boy-AR-dee



Fire escape tubes



Timmy and Lassie



Ding Dong Avon calling



Brylcreem



Aluminum Christmas Trees



If you can remember most or all of these,
Then you have lived!!!!!!!
 

Mary Kay

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I have some stuff in a box in the shed..bet there is a skate key in there..Lord knows every other key I ever owned is in there! Remeber how bad those skates scuffed up your shoes? You had to wear real shoes because keds would swish from the pressure of the heel and toe clamps!
Brownie was the brand name of the camera's not the color..most were black.
I loved Jiffy pop! You can still buy it on-line. I am a real live Chatty Cathy doll!
 

Mary Kay

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I had to wear buster brown (and they were brown) shoes! I went to Catholic school and that was the schools choice of shoe..how I hated the trip to Buster browns..they had this stupid machine that let you look at you feet through your shoes to see if the fit! A fluroscope I think! God know what all we got from the X-rays! But mom was entranced by it! I never liked seeing the "Inside" of me!
 

Lucy*Sky

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MK..lol...I remember that one. In jr high I got to switch from brown to saddle shoes they looked sooo much better with my starched petticoats. We watched the buster brown show...Hi I'm buster brown I live in a shoe this is my dog tye he lives in there too...then there was squeaky and midnight the cat. Why can I remember that and not why I really came to the computer 5 minutes ago?
 

Ryle

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A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman. "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman, "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
"Darn, he recognized me," she thought.
She went for a complete disguise this time; haircut and new color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before she again approached the salesman. "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
Frustrated, she exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a blonde?"
"Because that's a microwave," he replied.
 

Mingolvr

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ROFLMAO My S/O would kill me if I showed him that one...see below....take into consideration he IS a chef, I'd still love to show him this one!!!..hehehe

Hope this doesn't come out too big!
 

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