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SudokuGal

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Every Thursday, I take my brother-in-law (who can no longer drive) into a bar and grill because his crowd has met there for a long time. Mind you, most of them are 80 and above (luv that because I really feel like the kid in the bunch).

Anyway, jokes are always part of the "menu." Here are two from last night:

1) Two female friends meet for coffee. The redhead tells the blonde that she has been dating a Brazilian. The blonde pauses for a moment and then says, "Well, you HO!! Just how many is a brazilian?"

(Jennee, for this next one, pretend that it is in the future and Jessie from BB is the male.)

2) A man comes home, strikes a bodybuilder pose in front of his wife, and says, "Here is 200 pounds of dyNOmite." The wife's response? "Yeah...and it is a shame that the fuse is only 3 inches."
 

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Every Thursday, I take my brother-in-law (who can no longer drive) into a bar and grill because his crowd has met there for a long time. Mind you, most of them are 80 and above (luv that because I really feel like the kid in the bunch).

Anyway, jokes are always part of the "menu." Here are two from last night:

1) Two female friends meet for coffee. The redhead tells the blonde that she has been dating a Brazilian. The blonde pauses for a moment and then says, "Well, you HO!! Just how many is a brazilian?"

(Jennee, for this next one, pretend that it is in the future and Jessie from BB is the male.)

2) A man comes home, strikes a bodybuilder pose in front of his wife, and says, "Here is 200 pounds of dyNOmite." The wife's response? "Yeah...and it is a shame that the fuse is only 3 inches."

:lol: @ the last one. That's what lydia SHOULD be thinking.
 

Jennee26

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omg...fuse 3 hahaahaha!!!! love it!!

jennee true about them all around my desk will look at it at home at least then only dh will be bugging me to see it!!

Once you make it bigger and your DH can see it, he will be asking you to get one and wear it for him. You'll see what I'm talking about when your able to make it bigger.
 

Jennee26

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Jennee, What part of UGLY up didn't you hear? Are you one of those horrible people who can't take a bad picture? Most of mine have me making a face or have my mouth open...fancy that? :p

:lol: Sorry. I'm sure I have some goofy pictures around here somewhere. I just have to find them. I know I got some drunken ones. :w00t: I'll try to remember to get some new goofy ones on my trip in a couple weeks.
 

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jennee,mk we are stalk posting each other!! lol

:lol: I guess so. But I'm so tired I need to tear myself away from here and go to bed. I just can't. Ima have to soon though before I fall asleep face down on the keyboard. Then who knows what kind of posts yall would get from me then. 8-o
 
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